Rogue Legacy

太爽了

Garbage. Shallow, repetitive and grindy. I wouldn't play it if it was free. To elaborate, about how shallow it is. There's like, 20 unique enemies? The rest are reskins with slightly upgraded abilities. Say, a skeleton, which throws a single bone at you, then gets upgraded and throws three at once. The classes you pick are often negligible, not impacting your gameplay much, at the end of the day 90% of your combat is just movement and spamming a melee attack. Oh, and character traits, which usually are just a visual effect, nothing major. And there's literally nothing else to talk about, that's the gameplay loop, choose a class of your descendant and fight the same 20 enemy types. As for repetetiveness, well as you can imagine from my description above, you keep doing the exact same thing, over and over and over and over, dying, buying a few upgrades and trying again. Which might have been fine for what, 10-15 hours? But To 100% this game it took me 64 hours (some were offline). I'm so damn sick and tired of this game by now, and this was the intended experience? Piss off. Grindy, I literally did nothing except spawn, explore the entire map for chests, die, buy a few upgrades and repeat for 20 hours straight, between hours 20 and 40 or so, before I finally went to beat the first boss on NG+. So much so I'm practically max level on my main save. Suuure, if I was more skilled, I wouldn't need that many stat boosts, but I think the intended way to play was to grind for money until you're around equal level with your enemies, otherwise they're too much of a health sponge and you die in 2-3 hits. So yeah, I just wasted 64 hours of my time playing this garbage and I hope you learn from my experience, this game is not worth your time.

Not much of a roguelike fan in general but this one managed to grab my attention for a fair amount of time. Interesting twist to the formula, which is that you not only become stronger due to building up your stats, but also inherit defects. Recommended but just barely, as there are definitely way better games even within the genre.

---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☑ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☑ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☐ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☑ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Game Size }--- ☑ Floppy Disk ☐ Old Fashioned ☐ Workable ☐ Big ☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☑ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☑ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☐ No Story ☑ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☑ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☐ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☑ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of ☑ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☑ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10

Fun :3

Quirky little game! I'm having way too much fun. Gotta try the sequel next!