Race With Ryan

For a cart game that is licensed to a kid who got famous on YouTube reviewing toys - this game feels incredibly solid... even in split screen. It's simple fun - not trying to be complicated at all. https://youtu.be/3o17sqkxE_k

ryans great for running around being goofy

Let me just start off by explaining why I bought this game. It was me and a friend wandering aimlessly at target, as we walked by all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ games that got physical releases on switch this one stuck out to me. It just didn't seem real to me that this mystery egg Youtube icon got a kart racing game out of all things on a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ console. So a few days pass and I think back about this game. So since it was 3 a.m. and I was bored as hell I just thought I'd look it up on steam as a joke. Low and behold, it pops up on steam. I think what blew my mind the most is that I only just found out about it roughly 2 years after it launched, and I guess I'm not alone with the measly 12 other reviews this game has as of writing this. However, I thought it would be real funny to get all the achievements and have it on my perfectionist showcase and funny just to play in general. Let me just say that not only was this game painfully boring to complete fully, but you also can't display this game in showcases so I basically gave a rich Vietnamese family $30 to torture me with shovelware.

Please Kill Me Ryan 100% ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ waste of time

LOL !!!

I like that the voicelines from Ryan in the DLC are very noticeably worse in quality and acoustics compared to the ones in the base game so you know they absolutely did not give a single ♥♥♥♥ and couldn't be bothered to bring the child back into a studio for more recording and decided to have him speak into a $40 Amazon microphone in their livingroom

It's aight

this is the most stuiped thing ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hell is real

ryan pee peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee dont buy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game ryan sitnky (im also craving titties cuz of this game)