Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children

First of all, I would not call this a "good" game. With that out of the way, with what little time I have put into it, it is very apparent that the person who made this did not, at all, care about making something that could, by most normal standards, be considered "good". Instead they seem to have just been screwing around, having fun and not giving much of a ♥♥♥♥ about much of anything whatsoever, and I can respect that wholeheartedly. Also, ♥♥♥♥'s funny and costs basically no money anyway, give it a go.

Yeet

One of the games of all time

It's hard to write a lengthy review after being able to beat the game and experience all 3 endings within 2 hours. that includes a little backtracking for the sake of an Easter egg that really hits the feelings hard. The story is typical of a CrankageGames game. Some lewd, some crude, and some things dying here and there. If you're a fan of CrankageGames's work, you'll definitely enjoy this one all the same. If you're not, you have poor taste and should re-evaluate what you enjoy and stop being such a stick in the mud

What a fantastic, witty and entertaining rendition of controversial life lessons which all other than those with half a brain should learn... Well done.

A thousand-hour action-adventure this is not. The title of the game says right on it IT'S A TALE, that means you're gonna hear a story. Well, read a story. Unless you're of those people who has to read everything aloud, in which case you're gonna hear AND read a story. And also you're about to make a weird noise: fljooooblbllblblblergglulrhuuuunghhvbl. That'll teach you to read things in your head from now on. This is a story with clicking and maybe some walking around and stuff. It's a good one. You'll laugh, you'll make that one-eyebrow-up-face, you'll be happy you bought it and you'll realize when you pick up your phone about nine seconds later that you've wasted way more money on stupider crap that didn't make you as happy as this silly story-game did. So click the button, buy the thing, hear the tale and giggle like an idiot. It's fine. It's about long-bedtime-story long, and it'd make a fantastic bedtime story for children that aren't yours. I enjoyed it but it's okay if you don't.

I wasn't sure how this game waas going to be, what it was about or anything. However, I have to say that I thoroughly enjoyed every second and the only real complaint ws that it didn't last longer! So, once I finished this, I was convinced I had to purchase the collection, It left me wanting more dark humor. Overall, a very casual rpg with some dark humor and even some easter eggs! There are some references in the game as well that have me looking forward to the rest of the games by the developer! A+

This game is meant to be a vehicle for dirty jokes, but the jokes are only funny if you are around 10 years old.

This one? Absolute chaos… and somehow kinda works. Quiver ♥♥♥♥'s Terrible Tale for Terrible Parents to Their Equally Terrible Children looks rough, sounds rough… and tells one of the most unhinged, dumbest stories you’ll ever sit through. And yeah – that’s the whole point. Humor? Completely unfiltered. Gameplay depth? Bare minimum. It’s basically a weird mix of visual novel, crude humor, and random mini-interactions. You’re not here for gameplay – you’re here for the absurd, offensive, “did they really just say that?” moments. It’s not polished. It’s not deep. But if the humor hits you, it hits hard. ✅ Absurd, unfiltered humor ✅ Unique and memorable in a weird way ✅ Short and easy to finish ❌ Very low gameplay depth ❌ Crude humor won’t land for everyone ❌ Feels cheap and unpolished Final verdict: 5/10 – Dumb, offensive, and chaotic… but at least it knows exactly what it is.

Como una pequeña Visual Novel, sin combates (lo cual creo que es un acierto) ni prácticamente elecciones. Muy corto, 1 hora máximo, y haciendo los 3 finales. Pero por el precio, no puedes pedir más duración. Es divertido, aunque no tanto como el anterior Quiver Chronicles.