Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children

This game is what being a parent is all about.

It's hard to write a lengthy review after being able to beat the game and experience all 3 endings within 2 hours. that includes a little backtracking for the sake of an Easter egg that really hits the feelings hard. The story is typical of a CrankageGames game. Some lewd, some crude, and some things dying here and there. If you're a fan of CrankageGames's work, you'll definitely enjoy this one all the same. If you're not, you have poor taste and should re-evaluate what you enjoy and stop being such a stick in the mud

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I personally found this game boring compared to the prequel. i bought coqd and this one together which was sort of a win? I had a lot of fun playing chronicles but this game is just not a great sequel to it. The stories a bit less fun, the jokes arent as funny either, the arts nice though, the sprites and environments. Anyways yeah if youre debating on whether to buy this because you liked the previous game then i woudnt

First of all, I would not call this a "good" game. With that out of the way, with what little time I have put into it, it is very apparent that the person who made this did not, at all, care about making something that could, by most normal standards, be considered "good". Instead they seem to have just been screwing around, having fun and not giving much of a ♥♥♥♥ about much of anything whatsoever, and I can respect that wholeheartedly. Also, ♥♥♥♥'s funny and costs basically no money anyway, give it a go.

A thousand-hour action-adventure this is not. The title of the game says right on it IT'S A TALE, that means you're gonna hear a story. Well, read a story. Unless you're of those people who has to read everything aloud, in which case you're gonna hear AND read a story. And also you're about to make a weird noise: fljooooblbllblblblergglulrhuuuunghhvbl. That'll teach you to read things in your head from now on. This is a story with clicking and maybe some walking around and stuff. It's a good one. You'll laugh, you'll make that one-eyebrow-up-face, you'll be happy you bought it and you'll realize when you pick up your phone about nine seconds later that you've wasted way more money on stupider crap that didn't make you as happy as this silly story-game did. So click the button, buy the thing, hear the tale and giggle like an idiot. It's fine. It's about long-bedtime-story long, and it'd make a fantastic bedtime story for children that aren't yours. I enjoyed it but it's okay if you don't.

This game is cheap and short (probably anyway, I didn't get through all it). And yet somehow that doesn't manage to save it in my eyes. The whole time I was holding down the space bar waiting to see a joke that actually had humor above the base level of a fart joke. I understand that humor is subjective. So if you're willing to put up with the obnoxious text scroll speed, give it a shot, I guess? But for people who are old enough to probably be what is intended to be the target audience here, I would recommend you not bother. It's a bit of a shame, as I really thought that this would be a solid purchase judging from the reviews claiming I would hurt myself laughing, but instead I think I just hurt myself trying to get the text to go by quicker.