Princess Sahirah is a Spoiled Brat!

OMG this game has the worst voice acting ever and the enemies gon't give exp and only 1 gold per drop this game is just plain bad

Вроде человек затратил немало усилий, но хорошей игра не вышла. Во-первых, эта чудная озвучка. Да, то что мы слышим в трейлере - это именно озвучка. Я не знаю, на кой пёс в RPG Maker - игре вообще озвучка. Слышите какой накал эмоций в репликах персонажей? И я не слышу. Даже когда что-то громко бабахнуло, учитель главного героя флегматично изрек "Что за фигня случилась?" Добавив к этим бесцветным репликам флегматичные выражения лиц персонажей - и складывается ощущение, что они все дружно дунули. И еще. Блин, чувак! Купи нормальный микрофон, ибо у этого звук чуть лучше, чем у табуретки. И людей надо больше. У принцессы вообще голос не в тему. Но чёрт с ней озвучкой. Она отключается, в принципе, пусть и со всеми звуками вообще. Игра и без озвучки кривая. Шут с ними, кривыми дверями: что было в наборе, то автор и взял, вместе, кстати, с музыкой - она тут тоже из стандартного набора. Но когда на городок напали, по улицам и комнатам забегали... кучки дров, временами превращаясь в огоньки (видимо, предполагались бегающие огни, но без дров не получилось). Сюжет... не знаю, какой он, но увольте: на город напали демоны, спионерили прынцессу, наваляли нам, расстроили короля, а монах предлагает нам срочно разобраться с... крысами. Серьезно? Да. Серьезно. И вторая же крыса меня выносит, поскольку лечилок нет, уровней тоже. Гринд тут бесполезен по словам автора, и это скорее плюс. Но без отхила... Да шут с ним с отхилом, не хочу больше продолжать, попрошу вернуть свои огромные 15 рублей XD А жаль, название игры, персонажи и описание игры заинтриго... ээээ... я только что прочитал само описание игры, так что нет. Точно нет.

RPG Maker strikes again! "Princess Sahirah is a Spoiled Brat!" is one of hundreds of low effort retro-pixel RPG Maker asset/construction kit flips spamming the Steam catalog, made with the RPG Maker video game construction kit... in their own words, "Our easy to use tools are simple enough for a child." Like all RPG Maker "games", this is essentially a bunch of low quality/canned assets from RPG Maker coupled with a cringeworthy high school anime club fan fiction. This is a painfully generic RPG Maker asset flip, with little to no assets that weren't just copy+pasted from stock RPG Maker assets, and a painfully generic plot about rescuing a princess. Where this differentiates from most RPG Maker asset flip trash is the terrible encounter and progression design, the relatively large amount of badly made "content" (most RPG Maker asset flips have just a couple of hours of completely crap gameplay, this has dozens), and some of the worst voice acting ever to be inflicted onto the gaming industry. And that raises a rather interesting point, a lesson all amateur game developers should know, that is... less is more. If you don't know what you're doing, don't do it... which means if you can't arrange proper voice acting... don't. If the only way you know how to make games is using childrens toy drag and drop construction sets... don't. The entire gaming industry will be better off as a result, and I'll have less of this crap to wade through and warn gamers about. But I digresss, on with the defects in this game. As with all RPG Maker games, the poor quality engine displays badly in fullscreen and doesn't have full HD support or any graphics tweaking options, making this unacceptable for any dedicated modern PC gamer. The point can be made that the intention of RPG Maker is to make demos and small games to pass around friends, and shouldn't be used for "professional" game development. Like most RPG Maker shovelware and asset flips, the game features extremely low quality copy + pasted 2D retro pixel art, looks awful, and has even worse gameplay. RPG Maker is an absolutely terrible construction kit, and never results in games of any reasonable quality or value to gamers. The poor quality of this game is reflected by how many people spent time with it. At the time of this review, SteamDB shows the all-time peak player number was only 2 players. This is a remarkably low number, and now, the only player activity occurs once or twice a month, presumably someone loading it up to see what it is then quickly uninstalling it. Considering there's over 120 million gamers on Steam and well over 50,000 games for gamers to choose from (over 9,000 completely free titles), the overwhelming lack of interest in this low quality game is to be expected. "Princess Sahirah is a Spoiled Brat!" is relatively cheap at $3 USD, but it's not worth it. Given the defects and quality issues with the game, coupled with the unrealistic price, this is impossible to recommend. Gamers who want a good retro JRPG experience would be better off playing the originals, like Final Fantasy, Star Ocean or Chrono Trigger.