Well, this game is really a gem for what concerns broken English, errors, crappy graphics and controls, ideas and everything else you can imagine.
And it takes - I am not joking at all - more time to read the whole Steam store page than to 100% beat it, with its 5 achievements. I am really not joking, trust me.
It presents itself as a "raner" - apparently, it's the present tense of "rane", meaning "to steal" in Danish and Norwegian.
Well.. we're told that we'll play as an aircraft "in the vicinity of the World", with allies and enemies and also a third entity - "Nitral aircrafts".
Unfortunately, the developers tell us, we can't know who we "are going to score". And they assure us that Planum "is one of the most difficult games". We'll have to "work hard to get to the final design".. although the next phrase tells us that "the game is endless".
But worry not - "the way passed is a reward!"
Well, if this isn't a mess.. at least it's funny, if just it came for free to entertain us for ten minutes..
This crap is made in Unity and offers us an awesome black and red main menu with a "learning" section - don't open it if you value your English. Anyways, it basically tells us that there are three planes that look totally the same apart from a small palette swap - the enemies have a red outline, the allies a blue one and the "nitrals" are yellow.
Going into the game, we'll see an extremely minimalistic and simplified top-down vision of a classic arcade shoot 'em up - enemy planes will come from the upper part of the screen in dozens, making it difficult and annoying even in the firs seconds, while you'll be on the lower side and you'll be able just to click and shoot, insta-killing every plane on the screen.
What's even worse is that the whole screen has stupid colors - backgrounds entirely made by red, purple, green or blue screens.. which means that, as I said, since the planes are distinguished only thanks to their small contouring lines, you'll be most of the times ♥♥♥♥♥♥ - every plane looks like a black Windows 95 icon.
The game is endless, since it has no goals - just an endless level with tons of planes coming after you. Getting the few achievements is extremely easy, given the fact that you're asked only to play for 2-3 minutes killing some random enemy plane.
The yellow planes will randomly subtract or give you 30 (more or less) points, meaning that the 50 points achievement is one of the easiest ones to get here.
Needless to say, there are no leaderboards or other quirks. Just a single-player stupid experience.
I think this game is one of those games to avoid at all costs, even if it came for free. You're a black plane shooting black planes and getting killed within 15 seconds. There is nothing else than this.
