Pit People®

Топ 10 фраз которые произносит игрок этой игры: 10: А ничё так музло 9: Опять через всю карту тащиться к замку 8: Ну и урод, надо брать! 7: Фьух, пронесло на 1 хп. 6: Ооо да, бей по своим! 5: КУДА ТЫ ПО СВОИМ СТРЕЛЯЕШЬ ЕБ%*Н?! 4: НУ ВСЕГО 1 ХП...! 3: О нет. Опять он... 2: НЕ ТРОГАТЕ КЕКС Б%&#Ь! 1: [b]НЕЕЕЕТ!!! КЕКС!!![/b]

I wanted to like this, trust me I tried.

~ DIFFICULTY ~ 🔲 My 90 year old grandma could play it ✅ Easy 🔲 Normal 🔲 Hard 🔲 Dark Souls ~ GRAPHICS ~ 🔲 MS Paint 🔲 Bad 🔲 Meh 🔲 Graphics dont matter in this game ✅ Good 🔲 Beautiful ~ MUSIC ~ 🔲 Bad 🔲 Not special ✅ Good 🔲 Eargasm ~ STORY ~ 🔲 This game has no story 🔲 Like playing Temple Runners for the story 🔲 It's there for the people who want it ✅ Well written 🔲 Epic story ~ PRICE ~ 🔲 Free 🔲 Underpriced ✅ Perfect Price 🔲 Could be cheaper 🔲 Overpriced 🔲 Complete waste of money ~ REQUIREMENTS ~ 🔲 You can run it on a microwave ✅ Average 🔲 High end 🔲 NASA computer ~ LENGTH ~ 🔲 Very Short (0 - 3 hours) 🔲 Short (3 - 15 hours) ✅ Average (15-50 hours) 🔲 Long (50-90 hours) 🔲 Extremely long (90-110 hours) 🔲 No ending ~ FUN ~ 🔲 I'd rather watch paint dry 🔲 Hard to enjoy 🔲 Repetitive ✅ Actually pretty amusing 🔲 Ride of your life ~ REPLAYABILITY~ 🔲 It's a one-time experience 🔲 Only for achievements 🔲 If you wait a few months/years ✅ Definitely 🔲 Infinitely replayable ~ WORTH BUYING ~ 🔲 No 🔲 Wait for sale ✅ Yes ---------------- Pit People delivers a quirky and entertaining strategy experience that embraces absurd humour without losing sight of its tactical depth. Its distinctive personality shines through from the very beginning, creating a memorable adventure that feels unlike many other games in the genre. While it has a few rough edges, the combination of charm, humour, and engaging mechanics makes it consistently enjoyable. The story follows a bizarre post-apocalyptic world filled with eccentric characters, strange creatures, and unpredictable events. The narrative rarely takes itself seriously, instead relying on witty dialogue and unexpected scenarios to keep the adventure entertaining. Although the plot is relatively straightforward, the colourful cast and comedic writing provide plenty of reasons to continue progressing through the campaign. Gameplay revolves around turn-based tactical battles that reward careful positioning and smart decision-making. Recruiting a wide variety of unusual companions adds welcome variety, with different unit types encouraging experimentation throughout each encounter. The controls are easy to grasp while still allowing for meaningful strategic depth, though occasional randomness can sometimes influence the outcome of battles more than expected. The visual presentation perfectly complements the game's light-hearted tone with colourful environments and distinctive character designs. The hand-drawn art style gives every location and creature plenty of personality, while the expressive animations reinforce the game's comedic nature. Combined with an energetic soundtrack and entertaining voice work, the presentation remains consistently engaging from beginning to end. Overall, Pit People succeeds as a charming tactical adventure that blends strategic combat with an abundance of humour and creativity. Its entertaining story, enjoyable gameplay systems, and memorable visual style create a unique experience that stands out within the strategy genre. Despite a few minor frustrations, the game's originality and consistent sense of fun make it well worth playing for fans of turn-based adventures. Pit People gets a 7/10. For more reviews check my Steam profile Hope you enjoyed my review, god bless you

It's a Behemoth Game. What more needs to be said?

One of my favorite games of all time, and the reason I got introduced to the Behemoth. This is my favorite game by them and I'm always sad it didn't do as well as the others. I would have liked more content, more different playable characters etc. This game is hilarious, has great art, AMAZING narration, and the battles are fun and strategic. Especially fun to play with friends.

Before playing it I thought it was just Chess 2, but after 40 hours I realized it's my second favorite game. btw horario never died

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