Pickle Simulator

Bruh...I guess a 10 page slide show is considered a game now. Save your 2 dollars lol.

Priced right and great fun! The next best thing to brining yourself IRL. NOTE: Do not eat the pickles; they are only 99% real. I hope they will add a co-op mode so other people can play with our pickles and we can play with their pickles, too.

Money well spent, great story, ending was pretty sad. Overall, great game, would recommend.

I love playing with my pickle

HEY EVERYBODY ITS PICKLE TIME!!!!! Youve never seen pickles like THIS before. Your mind and body will fill with passion (and perhaps lust????) when you see all this game has to offer.

This actually made my pickle rise up more than gooning to kpop demon hunters feet pics. BEST EARLY BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER!!!

"It’s not a big dill. It’s a lifestyle." This game didn’t just understand the assignment — it unscrewed the lid, locked eyes with me, and committed. Whoever made this is a full-spectrum brine-iac. Not a big dill. The dill. I saw it on Steam and immediately felt the gravitational pull of the jar. A classic dill-emma: do I buy it now, or do I pretend I don’t want it and lie to myself? Reader, I relished. Hard. Dreams were realized. Lines were crossed. Expectations were absolutely pickled. Gameplay? Obscenely crisp. The kind of crunch you feel in your soul. It knows how to dill-iver with confidence, timing, and just the right amount of restraint. It teases. It waits. It lets things marinate. Then—bam—another perfectly placed moment that makes you mutter, “okay, wow, that was unnecessary… do it again.” Every mechanic is tight, intentional, and suspiciously satisfying. No mush. No soggy bits. Just firm commitment to the brine. I kept telling myself “one more minute,” and suddenly it was much later and I was still elbow-deep in pickle business. Value check: at this price? Unholy sweet dill. Worth every dill-lar. I’d double-dip, triple-dip, and leave the jar conspicuously within reach at all times. This game isn’t just staying in my library — it’s staying on my mind. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m putting on some Vlasic rock, loosening the lid just enough to be dangerous, and diving back in for… reasons. 10/10 — aggressively crunchy, irresponsibly enjoyable, never a dill moment.

THE GREATEST GAME OF ALL TIME! I can't believe that this game is only $1. The amount of work and thought put into this EXPERIENCE is simply mind blowing. You'd have to be incredibly stupid to not buy this game at this price. Luckily I'm quite the genius myslef.

Nothing more fun than playing with your Pickle in front of others. TRULY unique experience. For those wondering about game content: It's a fun meme/idle game where you can just have this running for laughs. You will get judgement from steam friends, 100% would buy again.

Ask yourself the following question: do I have liminal pickle needs? If yes, this game has got you, choom.