Peggle™ Nights

Peggle saved me.

Fantastic simple fun that will keep you coming back to challenge yourself.

Hey kiddo, Handsome Jack here... and I just played Peggle Nights, and I have to say, this is either the greatest psychological experiment ever conducted or the most dangerously addictive game I've ever played. I'm supposed to be running a corporation, conquering planets, and generally being the most important man in the universe, and instead I'm sitting here shooting a tiny orange ball at pegs for six hours. I have become the ball. You line up the shot. You calculate the angle. You release it. And then you just sit there watching this tiny sphere bounce around the screen like it's personally determined to destroy every last peg. One hit becomes five. Five becomes twenty. Suddenly fireworks are going off, the screen is screaming, classical music is playing, and I'm experiencing a level of euphoria that should probably require a medical license. And then you miss the bucket. Oh. THE BUCKET. You spend ten minutes planning the perfect shot, and the ball lands one pixel away from that beautiful orange bucket. That isn't failure. That's sabotage. The bucket moved. I saw it. Someone at PopCap is tampering with my trajectory. And the Peggle Masters? Completely insane. Unicorns, pumpkins, robots, dragons, mystical creatures... apparently the entire Peggle universe is populated by adorable little freaks whose sole purpose is watching me destroy colored circles. And I respect them for it. The dream levels are especially ridiculous. You'd think I'd be dreaming about Hyperion, money, power, my beautiful face... Nope. I'm dreaming about PEGGLE. I've lost control, kiddo. But when you get that perfect shot? Oh, it's glorious. Every peg explodes. The ball bounces exactly where you want it. The bucket catches it. The fireworks go off. EXTREME FEVER. That's not a bonus. That's enlightenment. 10/10. Absolute masterpiece. I'd give it 11, but apparently there are only so many pegs you can destroy before the game decides you've had enough fun. Cowards. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a corporation to run. Right after this level. And the next one. And probably the one after that. What's next: Peggle Deluxe chaos or a more unhinged 10/10 for Peggle 2?