Panic Floor!!

I really wanted to like this game, but it's completely unplayable for me. When I launch the game, no control inputs work at all. I am stuck at the title screen where it says "Press Enter," which does nothing. The only key that works is ESC, which quits the game. Not everyone seems to be having this issue, but I can't get any answers from anybody because the developer doesn't seem to be active on the discussion page. Your mileage may vary, maybe you won't have trouble getting the game to work. Just know that if you have this issue, no one will help you with it.

I want to like this game, but it's got a lot of problems. To start with the positives, the art, aesthetic, and music are all great. And the flat chested fat assed bunny girl appeals to me on a personal level But I think like someone else here said, there's a few things to be worked out gameplay wise, aside from technical issues like the rigamarole you need to go through to get a decent 30/60fps with controller. I like platformers, including hard ones, but this one gets way too pixel perfect for my liking. I can dig something like The End is Nigh, but here it really feels like any action I make is some quantum particle ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, where observing anything I do changes the result. The jumps you need to make are insanely tight, to the point where it feels more like rng than anything else. I think ducking on normal platforms completely killing your momentum is also kind of lame. There's good stuff here, and the concept isn't bad, but I'm at over 600 deaths before I'm 35% done with the game, I'm only on floor 52 or so. I think the gameplay needs some tempering, because the core of this game appeals to me as a person, and the protagonist makes my peanits hard