https://youtu.be/GayWetppYFc
Game takes a little over an hour to beat and let me break down what you are going to be doing for that hour.
15 minutes of it will be walking around in circles in the same house waiting for aliens to stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with you. If you have ever played P.T. the dev was trying to do that same thing except the dev isn't Hideo Kojima or Guillermo del Toro. After looking at aliens, walking in a circle, looking at aliens, walking more, and finally looking at an alien and walking some more. You will be able to exit the house and enter into the next riveting part of the game.
The next 30 minutes of the game are going to be walking from one “Communication” tower to the other. So much walking. Every one of these towers are a solid 2 minute walk away from each other and your average objective is “Grab an item and walk back”. Sometimes you will have a task like “Turn on the Fuse Breaker in a certain order” or “Turn on the Electrical in a certain order” or “Fix the power”. Finish the task and get back to walking!
10 minutes of your playthrough is taken up by being abducted by the aliens. It is the slowest tractor beam I have ever seen in any kind of game or media. It takes so long the sound effects actually have to loop back and start playing again. Speaking of sound effects, what sound does a shotgun make? The classic “CHK-CHK” sound when racking a shell is somehow missing, the sound that everyone and every game knows about, the sound that has been studied to show is more frightening than the actual shotgun. It's there when you load shells into the gun but when firing it's missing. Which doesn't really matter because I think you only have to use the shotgun once, maybe twice.
5 minutes are gonna be spent out running your own rockets from your rocket launcher. This is about the funnest part of the game. About half way through you get a rocket launcher with unlimited ammo that fires rockets at about 2 mph which you use to cause the UFOs to ♥♥♥♥ off for a bit. The best part is as long as you are walking to the left or the right slightly the UFOs will never be able to hit you. Just strafe and fire and after about 20 minutes the rocket will actually make it to the UFO.
The remaining amount of gameplay is going to be used contemplated your life and the poor decisions you've made wasted 15$ on this game when you could be playing something entertaining instead.
