Noob Squad

From: Mad@Steam's lack of quality control Gamer To: Developer of Noob Squad (aka Antonio Renna) Please rename yourself into this game's name. Because you can't make games... you are the Noob Squad here... PS: (I advise to) Report game for phising - you "need" to make an account, but there are no rules to accept , so basically give away your password to unknown destination. * - not even to read or link to ToS... anything like that [h1]Let's be more serious:[/h1] 1) Do you like when after each time you press fire, your screen shakes? I'm not talking about recoil... it has camera shake effect everytime you shoot your weapon. 2) No servers (no players). 3) No solo play with silly bots. 4) I'm 95% sure it's asset flip - maps looks very familiar, as well as contain jokes inside, like "Brazzers" logo with "a" changed into "o" (making it "brozzers").

This entire game was stolen from my storage folder of my SHOOTERTACTICS.com GAME WEBSITE were a so called italian freind was supposed to help me make maps with my mfps kit. I also had my photon network stolen and deactivated just before this rubbish hit greenlight. PLEASE NOTE i have spent 12 months tweeking and modifiying these maps for performance and bug removal, i get 120fps on good settings with these maps in my project.

This game is nearly identical to the defunct Into The War- including the bug that makes grenades not do anything other than create noise. This game used to be called Search & Kill, but the dev changed the name to Noob Squad, presumably to fool people.

A friend of mine bought me this as a gift, so we could play some time. About a day later he said he didn't want to play it because of how bad the game was. I have now, months later, started the game up to find that it is impossible for me to even test the game properly due to lack of support. Due to this issue, I'll review the only part of the game that I can access: the main menu. When first started up, you are welcomed with a nice little login screen where you can either login or register an account. Considering most games on steam don't need this I clicked the only other button available, a little 'i' square that would (supposedly) give more information. Let's put it this way, if you want to know more about the game then [spoiler] lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. [/spoiler] In short, rather dramatic. So I registered (who knows where those details have been sent) and got into a menu like place looking like an empty server browser and music starts out of nowhere. It's the classic YouTube gamer intro music from TrapNation or whoever put it on YouTube first. It was rather loud to say the least, so I went into the settings tab and turned it down, but when clicking apply it changed my aspect ratio to something that was warped and disfigured and didn't sync up with the mouse. At this moment I quit the game, and restarted it for one last chance... ...and nothing. It just put me in the menu, no tutorial area, no training session or bot map. Just an empty game left behind by it's developers. If I could refund it for my friend, I would because even a bad csgo skin is better than this. [b] TLDR; [b] You pay 90 cents for a free soundtrack found on YouTube. Don't buy.

I got a coupon for this game that brought the price down to a quater. I figured that it couldnt possibly be that bad, but alas, I was wrong. There was server with 2 people, and the game crashed when I tried to join. 10/10

There are hundreds of Multiplayer Only shooters here on Steam and almost all of them fail to get enough players. Some of the shooters are actually good and deserve a few players but with so much choice even the better ones die a quick death. 'Noob squad' is NOT one of them. If the title and description already didn't give it away, Noob Squad is most likely created by a 12-year old or by a childish person..... I'm not sure but I'm pretty sure most of the assets (if not all) are stolen. Everything about this game is bad; it's badly optimised, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ graphics (even though the screenshots might give you another idea), there are no sound when you walk.... you name it. I keep wondering how games like this make it to Steam but this certainly won't be the last one.

This is a Steam Greenlight trailer for Into the war. Eh I'm sorry, I mean Shooter Tactics. No that's not the right one. I mean Martial Law. No No Wake Up! No, Kill.. The Trolls ummm Noob Squad! Noob Squad! That's the one. Sorry I get confused because they're all look like the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. Yes it's another teh MFPS clone. An another one on Steam. An another unity asset flip for your enjoyment. The same looking hud, the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥ looking guns models, the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ everything But in all jokes aside, meh. Nothing worthy here. Just another one bites the dust. Move along

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