Neon White

Wow! That was so Neon White!

治好了我电子阳痿的绝世好游戏

It's fun enough, I like it. There's not really much to say abt Neon White, it plays exactly like it looks, the gameplay is pretty responsive, the overall art direction is solid if heavily stereotypical, the clean color palette and sleek vaporwave aesthetic are pleasant but become bland with time. The gameplay is a bit clunky though, sometimes you are just, just barely poorly positioned and you also feel a bit sticky maybe, like I would get stuck on walls or not make a jump by the tiniest little bit even when it felt like I should, like sometimes if you just approach something in the tiniest wrong way or in an awkward way then you'll miss a ledge which you should be able to make. Sometimes you'll get launched a tiny bit too far and miss one of those cards, making you have to redo an entire level which is really frustrating, because it feels unintentional. It's like, the movement does feel solid but there is a slightly unpolished element to the movement and momentum as well. Some of the gifts are also ridiculous. I stopped playing because I didn't want to pick up the gifts anymore and without getting to see more of the story/dialogue I'm just not interested. For instance, I tried to find out an example of how to get the gift on fireball because I figured that I was doing something wrong. But I wasn't??? Like you just can't normally get the gift??? How did the devs overlook this??? The powerup thingy isn't enough to push you close enough to get it so you have to glitch against the wall and literally spam jump and hope that the game is enough of a broken mess to just propel you up a flat wall. Once I realized that you have to use glitches to get some of the gifts I realized that for me, I'm not willing to put in the effort if the devs aren't willing to either. I wish that this was just a visual novel instead, I like the story but can't be bothered to deal with the awkward gameplay. It's fun though, and I get that for the right audience this will be a perfect game, or for someone willing to put in a huge amount of time the movement will probably stop feeling so awkward, maybe???? Also since no one will read this far, oh my god they made White so hot, like he's insanely hot, can we please make this guy, like, real? Do men like this exist and where can I find them?