Neon Sun

Thanks for deleting my game!

Told I have to write review to get my key back :/

"This is a linear neon TD made under a steep cyberpunk". Developer: CSM, Editor: WTB. Well, this is what I call.. brevity and concision. This game hosts 11 achievements that are obtainable within 10 minutes, so I'm not gonna go deep into them - you are just required to click here and there and close the game, basically. And the premises are all except good.. you're thrown right in the middle of the action without even a main menu (I think I have seen very very few games like this in my entire life) and you're obviously not gonna understand anything of what's happening. The graphics starts awful too - you play windowed and can't change resolution, but if you enlarge the window the playing screen will still stay small. No instruction or tutorial at all, meaning that probably the game will annoy you even before getting used to the controls and how the hell this game works. And well, it works in a very minimalistic and stupid way.. like some free Flash game I saw ten years ago. You'll control a pyramid on the left side of the screen, it's all 2D so everyone will move rightwards and the contrary for the enemy. On the upper side of the screen you'll be able to see and click on three types of units - the infantry (yeah, basically pink stickmen), tanks and some kind of epic laser beam firing from the top of your tower. You'll obtain resources, the number of which will be always displayed in the upper part of the screen, and they'll be needed for pushing out of your tower/pyramid your units that will have to automatically fight the enemy ones. The game goes in waves of increasing difficulty, but features only a single level and nothing can be changed - controls, help, graphics, buttons, difficulty, nothing. This is really what I call a bad game in every single aspect, there is nothing I would save of it, really. I don't care about minimalistic, 8bit graphics, I was born with Commodore 64 systems and the first Nintendo consoles. This thing is though way beyond horrible - stickmen and MS Paint-drawn figures going against similar figures painted of a different color - you're pink, the enemy's blue. Tanks, infantry and a "ray of death" are the one and only weapons you'll have throughout the whole game, which is not a game since it does not feature levels, goals or even a defeatable enemy: you are bound to die, since the waves are endless and the level is only one. I really recommend to anyone not to buy this game at any cost.

Game key revoked.

Dev revoked key and wanted to be sent an email with proof of purchase to get a new one.

I'm a big fan of retro / synth genre So I really watned to like this game The main problem I have with this game, is that its not much of a game at all. Just retro stick figures bumping into eachother, And you you mashing the same click button. Zero difficulty Zero game mechanics Everything in this game feels lazy. The music is cool, but gets boring since its the same 5 second loop on repeat forever. Developer - You got a cool concept going on here, please produce a real game next time. I literally played more complex games in 1988 written in assembler. Steam - can you please stop allowing every 8-bit fart on your platform?

---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☑Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☑It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☑Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☑Kids ☐ Teens ☐ Adults ☐ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☑ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Difficulty }--- ☑ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☑ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☑No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☑ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☐ Worth the price ☑ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of ☑Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☑ 9 ☐ 10