
☭My Cute Commissar☭ is a satirical historical visual novel with “match-3” gameplay. Take part in the political struggle of 1920s communist Russia and prevent Stalin’s tyrannical rule!
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☭My Cute Commissar☭ is a satirical historical visual novel with “match-3” gameplay elements. Take part in the political struggle in 1920’s communist Russia! Take power into your own hands and bring Trotsky or Stalin to a ruling position! Get to know the leaders of the Russian communist movement intimately. Ignite the flames of world-wide revolution or build communism in one country! The choice is yours! ♥
☭Stalin☭ – a young, beautiful lady who follows the ideas of communism but does not believe in world-wide revolution. She wants to seize power and build communism in one country through industrialization and the Great Purge. ♥

☭Trotsky☭ – a naive girl obsessed with dreams of permanent revolution and freedom for the proletariat. You may call her a fanatic, but she certainly doesn’t look like one. Power and personal gain do not interest her at all. Her only goals: military communism and freedom for all oppressed people, no matter the cost! ♥
A love story in a 1920’s Russian setting!
Multiple endings
Cute Stalin and even cuter Trotsky
A classic visual novel with Match-3 gameplay
Lofi hip hop by G374

This game does not contain intolerance, political propaganda, or official symbols of any real political organizations. Only love and mutual understanding. Make Match-3, not war ♥
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Languages: English*, Russian*, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Traditional Chinese, Simplified Chinese, Ukrainian*languages with full audio support
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Hours played at review time, across 41 reviews with recorded playtime.
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сталин и троцкий довольно симпатичны
I initially bought My Cute Commissar purely for the trading cards — the “C” cards are pricey, so it felt like a good deal overall 😄. But after launching the game, I decided to actually try playing it, and I was pleasantly surprised. The visuals are genuinely charming, and the audio design delivers a solid and polished experience 🎧. Even the localization impressed me with its quality, which is not something every small 2D title gets right. As for the gameplay itself, it’s a fairly simple 2D game, but it has a certain cozy appeal that keeps you curious. It may not revolutionize the genre, but it does what it intends to do with confidence and style. Overall, it ended up being more enjoyable than I expected — definitely worth a try if you're into cute indie experiences 😊.
Vá combinando 3 e liberado momentos das moças. Não tem muito mistério e é fácil de concluir. O game possui cartinhas steam, o que me fez comprar em algum dia e ano que não sei.
Товарищи! Я создал новую Россию!
Эээээ где кнопка голодомор
[b]With a character like that, I'd even go into exile in Siberia.[/b] This is a 2nd part of the previous game, but now we'll be thwarting Stalin's plans (he is also a woman). There are multiple endings, with Joseph, with Trotsky, and a solo one. The gameplay is excellent, the absolute thrill is when you combine two bonuses and almost the entire map explodes. The dialogue is short and actually helps maintain the romantic atmosphere. And the gallery is a masterpiece, bravo to the artist. 10 fruit salads out of 10. [code]If you read the review and liked it, don't forget to give it a thumbsup;)[h3][i]The further - The better♥️[/i][/h3][/code]
They lied to us. Stalin is so cute. she is the best girl that want to be good leader. She wants to help her people. Trotsky is fine best I like Stalin :) History always lied to us , this game is the true story. In one ending even I became the Russia's leader :P ⣠⣤⣄⣾⣿⡷⣠⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣤⡀ ⠀⣼⠋⠀⣾⡟⣳⣾⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄ ⠀⡇⠀⠀⠉⢱⣿⣿⡿⢰⣿⣿⠃⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢿⣿⣿⣷ ⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⠇⣼⣿⠇⡀⢸⡿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⢰⣿⡿⢀⣸⣿⣤⣿⡈⡇⢿⣿⡿⢁⡎⢸⣿⡇⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⢸⣿⡇⣸⣤⣶⣶⣤⣽⣷⣼⡯⠐⠿⢇⣿⡿⠀⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣹⡦⠂⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡁⣿⡇⠻⣿⣿⣿⣧⣙⠛⣛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠡⠂⣿⡏ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣧⣙⡇⠲⢀⣉⠛⠛⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠋⣴⢀⣿⠃ ⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⡿⣿⡟⢠⣿⣿⢷⣦⢠⣤⣤⣤⠰⣶⣶⣿⠃⣼⣡ ⠀⠀⢠⣿⡿⢠⣿⢡⣿⣿⠃⣾⡇⣸⢸⣿⣿⡇⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿
This made me a communist
Es un juego de baja calidad, escasa dificultad y con imagenes poco eroticas, por lo que no gustará al publico objetivo. Sin embargo añade cierta rejugabilidad que podria entretener a aquellos que les guste las mecanicas casuales de los Match 3, No es malo pero puedo ver el potencial entre un pequeño sector de jugadores. Tenemos dos modos principales: Modo historia y modo libre (girls mode en el juego): [olist] [*] Modo Historia --> El modo principal del juego dividido en capitulos y ramificaciones según elijamos que hacer con las versiones femeninas de Stalin y Trosky, junto con un invitado especial de juegos anteriores. La historia es interesante al añadir pequeños elementos históricos que pueden enseñar un poco las divergencias historicas de ambos lideres durante la I Guerra Mundial pero se muestra en el primer capitulo. [*] Girl Mode o Modo libre --> Basicamente son cuatro rondas por chica en diferente estados de desnudez. Hay un personaje secreto también pero ya está. No hay nada nuevo que el modo historia te enseñe. [/olist] En cuanto a gameplay, es una versión excesivamente minimalista de los Match 3 con unos powerups casi inexistentes. Dependiendo si has conseguido llegar al requisito de puntuación antes de X movimientos puedes conseguir entre dos o tres estrellas por tablero. Al menos no trae el problema que no sigue sumando puntos cuando has completado el juego: caen piezas nuevas pero no tienden a hacer combos que pueden durar minutos. Para los OCD de los trofeos, simplemente juega ambos modos. Para los que les gusta ir a por el 100%, añade lo anterior más obtener tres estrellas en torno a los 80 tableros, lo cual es bastante sencillo de conseguir.
ЧТОБЫ ПО3БАТЬСЯ, НУЖНО ПРОХОДИТЬ УРОВНИ, КОТОРЫЕ ЧЕРЕЗ 3 ДИАЛОГА ПОЯВЛЯЮТСЯ. когда уже вот вот начнется, бац ♥♥♥♥♥ и нету ♥♥♥♥ ничево, нужно проходить ♥♥♥♥♥♥ кубики, а у меня НА ЭТИХ КУБИКОВ, МОЗГОВ НЕТУ, ♥♥♥♥ СИЖУ ♥♥♥♥♥ 5 МИНУТ ДУМАЮ КУДА ПЕРЕСТАВИТЬ а она ебаться не хочет блячть. тВАРЬ ТУПАЯ, ПРОСТО БРЕД, еще ♥♥♥♥♥, ОНИ ВСЕ ВРЕМЯ ЛЕСБИЯНЯТ, А МЕНЯ НЕ ХАТЯТ. чо за бретто. ВООБЩЕТО ЛГТБ ЗАПРЕЩЕНО В РАСИИИ
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