My Bones

Parfois le bon devient mauvais et le mauvais devient bon… À méditer.

Это игра настолько страшная, что пытаешься сразу же её выключить и пойти играть во что-то нормальное.

---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☑ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☑ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☑ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids ☐ Teens ☑ Adults ☑ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☑ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☑ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☐ No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☑ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☑ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☑ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☑ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☑ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10

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Mais um jogo genérico que tentou surfar na época do hype dos jogos de terror e deu muito errado. Cheio de problemas técnicos, direção de arte péssima, história desinteressante. Conceitualmente é só ruim, mas a execução é péssima. Existem outras opções melhores e com uma maior profundidade e qualidade técnica.

[b] P. S. If you have difficulties in the walktrough, this guide will be very useful: [/b] https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3561496240 [h1] A GAME FROM THE WORST INDIE HORROR DEVELOPER ON ALL OF STEAM [/h1] The Steam winter sale finally let me grab all the projects of our sorry-rus developer just for fun, which I now regret. This 'masterpiece' is basically the shortest walking simulator through a surreal graveyard and temple catacombs. The whole game is just a dull hunt for keys left in plain sight. There isn’t a trace of atmosphere here (the word 'creepy' only works in quotation marks), no simple puzzles to speak of, and, insanely, no manual saves. Essentially, it’s an empty wander through settings made from free assets, which you finish in 10 minutes and never touch again. Looking at this trash 'bone by bone,' the technical side is just laughable. The developer didn’t even bother to remove the GameGuru logo from the loading menu, which immediately signals zero optimization. The developer’s 'signature style' is instantly recognizable: the game is written in the worst kind of English, and all the exposition is dumped on the player right on the title screen in unreadable text that you can’t skip. As a bonus, the game reliably crashes if you try to minimize it with Alt+Tab. The visuals and sound are a whole other level of torture. The graphics look clunky, the effects are harsh on the eyes, and the music adds zero tension. There are no enemies, no real danger, no direction at all. The so-called “deep” story about a guy suddenly possessed by a devilish entity, who then goes on to murder his entire family, is delivered in just a few phrases written in blood on gravestones. The final choice between good and evil? This is peak Kojima-style “genius”: you literally just go forward or backward. Heaven or hell, forgiveness or torment — both endings are equally pointless and empty. Even for a debut project, this is unacceptable and doesn’t belong on Steam. Looking at this developer’s other games, it’s clear they were thrown together quickly without any soul, just to scam people out of a few bucks. I’d suggest steering clear of this trash. Verdict: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3612049014 [h3] P. S. 2x. Did you like the review or my profile? Drop a Steam reward for the review. Thanks to your support, I don't lose the point of playing and writing reviews! [/h3]

My Bones é outro "jogo" que joguei por 20 minutos e deixei o resto do tempo aberto por steamcards, o protagonista começa o jogo em uma tumba após um slide introduzindo muito fracamente a trama, entra em outra e pega um chave, você abre um portão com essa chave e então uma parede invisível impede seu progresso, fechei o jogo e tentei de novo: mesma coisa. Porque esse tipo de coisa ainda está a venda? A steam deveria ter uma fiscalização melhor ou pelo menos permitir e analisar denuncias sobre esse tipo de coisa. -------------------------- My Bones is another "game" that I played for 20 minutes and left the rest of the time open via steamcards, the protagonist starts the game in a tomb after a slide very weakly introducing the plot, he enters another and takes a key, you open a gate with that key and then an invisible wall stops your progress, I closed the game and tried again: same thing. Why is this kind of thing still for sale? Steam should have better oversight or at least allow and analyze reports about this type of thing.

7 minutes of bland gameplay packed with visual bugs and bad English.