Mustdashe

Video for your enjoyment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpi2FVe0pRg So, this is a review on the game as it is [i]currently.[/i] The game costs over $3 and has only three 1-minute long levels. You can do everything to do in the game in that amount of time as well. It's extremely short and the scoring is pointless. I'd rather play with no time limit if anything since you can stand against a rock continuously giving it a mustache to get the highest score. The physics of the game are fun, but it really ends there. I'd love to see a sandbox mode with the models available to create giant mustache monster, or I'd like to see a level that took more than 10 second to explore fully. My review may change when it's no longer early access, but until then, it gets a no from me.

I can't believe I spent £3 on this

not a lot of content but good fun. as long as there are updates as promised, definitely worth a few bucks

very underdeveloped

this game reminds me of the soft mellow nights that i would hear the faint clapping sound coming from my parents room, this sound revives the past of my nagletcablised past. as a member of the he/him gender i am inclined to propose this game to the others of my kind. this game is all about mascualising the realisation of women by percieving a sence of testosterone in the sense of punching them in the face, therefore mascualising them whist enforcing the male representitive image of a mostache. back to the sound of impaling a mostache onto people, it reminds me of ever so slightly going into my parents room, whilst i would ponder into the room, i would notice that my parents would seem to be wrestling. my father would take notice of this and quickly and precicley punt me across the room, this would inturn make me fall asleep quicker (which i allways had trouble dealing with). every time i would hear that crisp wack of a mostache onto a baby face it would endulge my brain into the most fondest of memories, for example when i was around 6 or 7 years old my father and mother took me to the woods, they must have forgot me since as soon as i left the car they drove away, i was later found by a wonderfull man named only to i can remember as jimmy savile. this man was a plesant man, he gave me warmth for a couple of days and protected me from bares in the wild by keeping me with a chain around my neck. in payment for this wonderful treatment all i would have to do is suck some goo out of a pipe, jimmy never let me have my eyes open during this procegiour but i would allways know when it would be finnished beacause jimmy would let out a violent moan somthing like "AUGGHHHGUHGHAGUH" conveying that all the goo had come out. after a while the men in blue and red came, after that i didnt see much of jimmy, he would send the occasional letter asking to send me pictures of me to him. a year or two later i was returned to my parents, although i do not think they noticed i had gone for a year since they were not happy too see me and my mother had transitioned into a big black man names shaquile. this game brings back so many inquisitive memories to me, the act of hitting a baby struck close to me, for instance my mother would tell me whilst i am around 3-4 years old that it was my fault the crash happened and everytime my mother would bring that up my father would propose a wresling match with her, once i got to watch the wresling match in entirety, they had used a pink phalic object and my father would let out a groan. it was clear to me that my child hood would be perplexing to the naked eye, but i can ensure you that i am all fine. so in conclusion good game 6/10

well this is so funny but not to fun i think this should be in the top 20 so you should get this its super fun to!

I remember seeing this on Youtube ages ago. Hasn't been updated for nearly 10 years and will very obviously never be finished. Everything the game has to offer in it's current state can easily be experienced in 10-20 minutes.

Its a funny game, dont get me wrong, but it gets too repedative after awhile.

Mustdashe, developed by Chris Germano and published by Pilone Consulting, is an unconventional indie game that was released on Steam on August 26, 2017. Promoted as the "ONLY follicle-fueled first person puncher on Steam," it presents a unique twist on the first-person shooter genre by focusing on affixing mustaches to characters and objects within a 60-second time frame. The game is built using the Unity engine and is available exclusively for Windows. Despite its novelty, the game has garnered a mixed reception, with 54% of the 11 user reviews on Steam being positive. The gameplay revolves around the use of the "Stash Knuckles," a fictional device that enables players to punch mustaches onto various targets. The primary objective is to rack up points by quickly and accurately applying mustaches, aiming for high scores and unlocking achievements. The game operates on a strict 60-second timer, adding a layer of urgency and challenge to the experience. Despite its simplicity, the game has garnered a mixed reception, with 54% of the 11 user reviews on Steam being positive. In terms of content, Mustdashe is relatively minimalistic. The game offers a single-player mode with a limited set of mechanics and objectives. Players engage in short bursts of gameplay, aiming to achieve the highest possible score within the time limit. The lack of depth and variety has been a point of criticism, with some reviewers noting that the game feels more like a proof of concept rather than a fully fleshed-out product. The game's visual style is simplistic and cartoonish, featuring basic 3D models and environments. This aesthetic choice complements the game's lighthearted and humorous tone. However, the graphics may not appeal to players accustomed to more polished visuals in modern indie games. Mustdashe's audio design is functional, with sound effects that correspond to the actions performed within the game. The music, while present, is not particularly memorable and serves more as background noise than a defining feature of the game. The game's longevity is limited due to its repetitive nature and lack of additional content. Without updates or new features, players may find themselves quickly losing interest. The absence of multiplayer modes or any form of progression system further diminishes its replayability. In conclusion, Mustdashe is a quirky and experimental title that offers a brief and unconventional gaming experience. While it showcases a unique concept, the game's limited content and lack of depth may not satisfy players seeking a more substantial experience. Its appeal is likely to be niche, attracting those interested in short, novelty games rather than long-term engagement. Rating: 5/10

I remember seeing this played on youtube a long time ago,I thought it looked hilarious,but forgot what it was called...when I finally found it again I grabbed it!...and was very disappointed. Choose a level and pick up your brass knuckles, you have 60 seconds to punch as many things as possible for points...with every punch leaving a stylish mustache instead of bruises. There are combos to be gotten by punching all of a given thing in a level...for example, "LADIES MAN" for punching all the ladies. There are 4 levels,that all pretty much play the same,the "Superhero" level lets you jump higher,but that's it. It's also mostly the same few things to punch in each level. There's a "Sandbox" level that has one of every punchable object in the game lined up...but nothing else...not even the knuckles to actually punch them...so the sandbox has nothing you can actually do... So having read all that,didja do the math? 4 levels,that each last one minute? Plus one level that you can't actually play? The game is over in 4 mins,with nothing to do but grind for the achievements...but even THAT is messed up,as 4 of the achieves are broken and won't activate...So no 100% completion on this one...wish I had known that before busting my finger for an hour... Also,those points you're getting don't matter,as there isn't even a leaderboard. Punching mustaches on people is a really fun idea,but your targets don't even move around,so there isn't actually much satisfaction to be had out of smacking them...there are very few different things to punch...no real variety in the levels...one level you can't do anything on...one looping music track...and unobtainable achievements... I hate to say it,as I REALLY wanted to have some fun here,but this is completely incomplete... I'd say "maybe it'll get finished and be great",but it's been 5+ years...so probably not. As is,there's no point in playing it,let alone paying for it... ...tho in this state,I don't think I could recommend it even if it was free.