Milkman Mayhem
Mind controlled cows are headed straight for you. Scavenge, barricade, and defend as long as you can. How long will you survive the dairy onslaught?
Estimated lifetime revenueLow confidence
$930
$279low → high range$2.8K
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Est. copies sold
233
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About the game
An endless hoard of cows are heading straight to you. In order to last longer, you'll need to find weapons, ammo, and most importantly whiskey! You can hide in a corner or run around like a madman, either way, they'll catch you eventually. Use your time between rounds to wisely. If you need a break, take a drive to the nearby pawn shop. Once you've found everything you needed, you can head back to work either at the farm or at the nearby cornfield.
Defend Yourself
There are a number of different ways to defend yourself from them mind controlled bovine. The most obvious way is with weapons! A number of different guns can be found scattered throughout the locations. If you run out of ammo, you'll have your trusty ax to to rely on. This will cause you to be in their bite range, however.
Look for Loot
You'll need to be constantly keep an eye out for whiskey, ammo, and gasoline while running around. But you can't carry everything at once. If you're full on ammo, you'll need to remember where it is so you can retrieve it later. That's if it's there at all. Loot spawns randomly from game to game in pre determined locations.
Travel to Locations
In between rounds, you'll have an opportunity to drive to a different part of the map for the cost of a one gas can. Visit Bobo's free range dairy farm where you'll first start you day! Discover the nearby cornfield that's recently had strange sightings. Take a breather from the chaos at Useful Junk Pawn! While you're here, buy a couple whiskey's for the road. WARNING: Driving while under the influence of alcohol is not advisable during work hours.
The Future
More guns, maps, enemies, and lore will be coming in future updates! Hold onto your hats cowpoke, we're only getting started.
Defend Yourself
There are a number of different ways to defend yourself from them mind controlled bovine. The most obvious way is with weapons! A number of different guns can be found scattered throughout the locations. If you run out of ammo, you'll have your trusty ax to to rely on. This will cause you to be in their bite range, however.
Look for Loot
You'll need to be constantly keep an eye out for whiskey, ammo, and gasoline while running around. But you can't carry everything at once. If you're full on ammo, you'll need to remember where it is so you can retrieve it later. That's if it's there at all. Loot spawns randomly from game to game in pre determined locations.
Travel to Locations
In between rounds, you'll have an opportunity to drive to a different part of the map for the cost of a one gas can. Visit Bobo's free range dairy farm where you'll first start you day! Discover the nearby cornfield that's recently had strange sightings. Take a breather from the chaos at Useful Junk Pawn! While you're here, buy a couple whiskey's for the road. WARNING: Driving while under the influence of alcohol is not advisable during work hours.
The Future
More guns, maps, enemies, and lore will be coming in future updates! Hold onto your hats cowpoke, we're only getting started.