Metamorphabet

This is a lovely and creative exploration of the letters of the English alphabet. Each letter receives a number of interesting words, represented via interactive animations, before you move on to the next. I found it a delight to go through well worth the $5 price tag, and my then 4 (now 5) year old has had great fun going through the different elements, learning each word, and learning to interact with a mouse in a natural feeling way.

this is the best game on the steam store if you have steam you need this I LOVE METAMORPHABET please play this its so good

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Metamorphabet. The mechanics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the words will go over a typical player's head. There's also the letter N's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into its characterisation - its personal philosophy draws heavily from Dr. Seuss literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this lore, to realize that it's not just epic- it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Metamorphabet truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in the letter Z's existencial catchphrase "Zebra," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Vectorpark's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. :joy: And yes by the way, I DO have a letter F tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

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[h1]More complex than just a kids game! [/h1] While this game may look extremly simplistic, it's way more than that. It's a very good test for yourself and your own purity. Below I'll describe how my playthrough went. I know it will be long, but trust me, it will be entertaining and amusing. I swear that everything happened exactly how I wrote it. My younger bro gifted me this because he got it in a bundle and didn't want it. He lost such a trippy treasure that is Metamorphabet. I won't be covering all the letters since I didn't try to guess every single one. Also some letters won't have my guesses only comments. You'll see what I mean as you read on. For relevancy and to understand my review watch a playthrough of the game on YT, I'm sure it's short. To explain the gameplay basically when you click on a letter the lady will pronounce it and then you'll get 3 words based on that letter and letter will show these words with action or shaping into them. With all this out of the way I rolled up mi spliffy, booted up the game, started to play and it went like this: A- nothing B- Beard, Beak, BUGS *B grows a beard and a beak then bugs start to fly out* I get starship troopers flashbacks [url=https://c.tenor.com/D-va6DZTXuUAAAAC/bug-bugs.gif] BUGS,BUUUUGS! [/url] C - CONE (I chuckle while holding my RAW cone) *suddenly siren starts blaring* I panic and throw my spliff in ashtray as I put my headphones down then realize it's in a game. Game:Car me: [url=https://c.tenor.com/cLetGkWay2YAAAAC/whew-relief.gif] No.. a bloody heart attack! [/url] D- Door, dawn, * door appears, then the sun and then cloud comes in through the door, forming a shape of different animals* me an intellectual: SMOKE! Gandalf did a boat! Game: [url=https://c.tenor.com/Dc5SGhuskTUAAAAM/old-guy-falling-down-stairs.gif] DaYdReAm [/url] Then it was nothing for a while and we start with the letter which key you'll most likely wanna press while reading this review. F - * letter grows foot* Foot * then it grows something green like leaves on itself* me an intellectual: *chuckles* Time is past 4:20. (at the time of writing this it's 9 am) game: FeAtHeRs Nah,[url=https://64.media.tumblr.com/cc1fd0ce5c94f691ea748d4669186f4e/4ecba4a9b33d512d-af/s400x600/d85493f07256504e0b3fe6dea50a95dd89915c9e.gifv] I own a Senegal parrot [/url], these don't look like feathers to me. (in case someone is worried: My parrot is totally healthy, alive and well, but thank you for your concern nonetheless ❤️ ) H - Hand, *clicks on finger which grows chimken head* me an intellectual: Hancock! game: HeN! K - Kettle, Knight *game suddenly zooms in and there are rave party lights going around* me an intellectual: LSD! game:[url=https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/45871268/ok-then-if-you-say-so.jpg] KaLeIdOsCoPe [/url] Then on O you have orange and ostrich and I literally bounced the orange off it's beak for like 5 mins or so. Q - Quack, QUAKE *yells at the top of my lungs* "You letters don't stand a chance against me ! All roads lead to hell. Every last one of 'em." - Quake 3 Arena Doomguy T- *Clicks on it and something starts growing from it* Me an intellectual: Tentacles! game: [url=https://www.meme-arsenal.com/memes/9a5233dcb97c23d0b41be5ef6dc633af.jpg] TrEe [/url] *clicks on other two branches* Table, Tongue Me: I see what you did there... Sneaky. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) U - *grows two faces each on one side of the letter* Upset, Umbrella *I closed the umbrella and held the mouse button to keep it closed* me being on cloud 9: Shii~ If I close the umbrella it kinda looks like that eggplant emoji (because the 2nd face on the right side of U has green hair from where the umbrella grows out). V- Vacuum, Village *V turns into Vacuum and village grows under it* I proceed to vacuum the whole village in evil laughter like some deranged maniac. Now I know why Cell loved to do this stuff. W - Wagon, Walrus, Waves.. me: Where is the master engineer and humanity's neo-god, our true savior[url=https://media.giphy.com/media/xzALOoReuDpVsA0ChY/giphy.gif] Wilford?! [/url] *does the Wilford's W sign with hand* (Yeah, I binged Snowpiercer 3rd season, it's amazing!) Z - Zipper, Zebra *game suddenly closes in on Zebra's eye and it becomes demonic then goes into space where kids fly around, kinda like an out of body experience* Me an intellectual: Zolpidem! Game: [url=https://media.giphy.com/media/ghuvaCOI6GOoTX0RmH/giphy.gif] ZoOm [/url] And there you have it folks. My trip or rather said - an amusing journey through the letters in game,realising I'm far from pure-minded individual and I[url=https://c.tenor.com/shMtL0aHaNIAAAAd/umm-umm-no.gif] have to reflect on that. [/url] Ultimately I'd say that this game can be way deeper and much more than just a kid's game. I definitely recommend it. It'll teach kids the alphabet and it'll remind you of your purity. Win-win scenario. THE END

Honestly the animation is incredible, I love Vectorpark's work. Fun to play around with!

I LOVE IT