[h1]More complex than just a kids game! [/h1]
While this game may look extremly simplistic, it's way more than that. It's a very good test for yourself and your own purity. Below I'll describe how my playthrough went. I know it will be long, but trust me, it will be entertaining and amusing. I swear that everything happened exactly how I wrote it. My younger bro gifted me this because he got it in a bundle and didn't want it. He lost such a trippy treasure that is Metamorphabet.
I won't be covering all the letters since I didn't try to guess every single one. Also some letters won't have my guesses only comments. You'll see what I mean as you read on. For relevancy and to understand my review watch a playthrough of the game on YT, I'm sure it's short. To explain the gameplay basically when you click on a letter the lady will pronounce it and then you'll get 3 words based on that letter and letter will show these words with action or shaping into them.
With all this out of the way I rolled up mi spliffy, booted up the game, started to play and it went like this:
A- nothing
B- Beard, Beak, BUGS *B grows a beard and a beak then bugs start to fly out*
I get starship troopers flashbacks
[url=https://c.tenor.com/D-va6DZTXuUAAAAC/bug-bugs.gif] BUGS,BUUUUGS! [/url]
C - CONE (I chuckle while holding my RAW cone)
*suddenly siren starts blaring* I panic and throw my spliff in ashtray as I put my headphones down then realize it's in a game.
Game:Car
me: [url=https://c.tenor.com/cLetGkWay2YAAAAC/whew-relief.gif] No.. a bloody heart attack! [/url]
D- Door, dawn, * door appears, then the sun and then cloud comes in through the door, forming a shape of different animals*
me an intellectual: SMOKE! Gandalf did a boat!
Game: [url=https://c.tenor.com/Dc5SGhuskTUAAAAM/old-guy-falling-down-stairs.gif] DaYdReAm [/url]
Then it was nothing for a while and we start with the letter which key you'll most likely wanna press while reading this review.
F - * letter grows foot* Foot * then it grows something green like leaves on itself*
me an intellectual: *chuckles* Time is past 4:20. (at the time of writing this it's 9 am)
game: FeAtHeRs
Nah,[url=https://64.media.tumblr.com/cc1fd0ce5c94f691ea748d4669186f4e/4ecba4a9b33d512d-af/s400x600/d85493f07256504e0b3fe6dea50a95dd89915c9e.gifv] I own a Senegal parrot [/url], these don't look like feathers to me. (in case someone is worried: My parrot is totally healthy, alive and well, but thank you for your concern nonetheless ❤️ )
H - Hand, *clicks on finger which grows chimken head*
me an intellectual: Hancock!
game: HeN!
K - Kettle, Knight *game suddenly zooms in and there are rave party lights going around*
me an intellectual: LSD!
game:[url=https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/45871268/ok-then-if-you-say-so.jpg] KaLeIdOsCoPe [/url]
Then on O you have orange and ostrich and I literally bounced the orange off it's beak for like 5 mins or so.
Q - Quack, QUAKE *yells at the top of my lungs* "You letters don't stand a chance against me ! All roads lead to hell. Every last one of 'em." - Quake 3 Arena Doomguy
T- *Clicks on it and something starts growing from it*
Me an intellectual: Tentacles!
game: [url=https://www.meme-arsenal.com/memes/9a5233dcb97c23d0b41be5ef6dc633af.jpg] TrEe [/url]
*clicks on other two branches* Table, Tongue
Me: I see what you did there... Sneaky. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
U - *grows two faces each on one side of the letter* Upset, Umbrella
*I closed the umbrella and held the mouse button to keep it closed*
me being on cloud 9: Shii~ If I close the umbrella it kinda looks like that eggplant emoji (because the 2nd face on the right side of U has green hair from where the umbrella grows out).
V- Vacuum, Village *V turns into Vacuum and village grows under it*
I proceed to vacuum the whole village in evil laughter like some deranged maniac.
Now I know why Cell loved to do this stuff.
W - Wagon, Walrus, Waves..
me: Where is the master engineer and humanity's neo-god, our true savior[url=https://media.giphy.com/media/xzALOoReuDpVsA0ChY/giphy.gif] Wilford?! [/url]
*does the Wilford's W sign with hand*
(Yeah, I binged Snowpiercer 3rd season, it's amazing!)
Z - Zipper, Zebra *game suddenly closes in on Zebra's eye and it becomes demonic then goes into space where kids fly around, kinda like an out of body experience*
Me an intellectual: Zolpidem!
Game: [url=https://media.giphy.com/media/ghuvaCOI6GOoTX0RmH/giphy.gif] ZoOm [/url]
And there you have it folks. My trip or rather said - an amusing journey through the letters in game,realising I'm far from pure-minded individual and I[url=https://c.tenor.com/shMtL0aHaNIAAAAd/umm-umm-no.gif] have to reflect on that. [/url]
Ultimately I'd say that this game can be way deeper and much more than just a kid's game. I definitely recommend it. It'll teach kids the alphabet and it'll remind you of your purity. Win-win scenario.
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