Meat Madness

Вкусняшка. Здесь можно искупаться в каком-то супе, попрыгать по мясным островкам (?) и спуститься аккуратными прыжками в глубины мясной же планеты. Правда, после третьего [spoiler]сюжетного персонажа[/spoiler] становится значительно сложнее понять, куда прыгать. Пара советов: - Не поднимайтесь к [spoiler]последнему сюжетному NPC[/spoiler] с левой стороны: я там дважды застряла; - Если [spoiler]этот NPC[/spoiler] повторяет одно и то же независимо от выбранного варианта в диалоге, [spoiler]вернитесь по балке до ящика и нажимайте на него, пока он не станет неактивным. Затем поговорите с этой стрёмной тётей снова[/spoiler]. Вроде всё. Приятного аппетита.

[h1]Before I played Meat Madness, I had a small pp, no friends, no gf, depression, and no life. These things havent changed, but the game is pretty good[/h1]

////UPDATE: With the current wave of ugly meat and rust themed walking sims, this game definitely deserves its fair shot. You can see a clear straight shot from the text adventure of Iron Lung, to the Space Age cosmic horror of Meat Madness, into the omegasloppa of the Backshots Roulette and Mouthwashing and the Flavour of the month is MEAT it's MEAT damn you all/// This is a cool game It has an interesting take on sci-fi themes, particularly human cloning and interplanetary exploitation. The package the game is delivered in is OK. The positives are obvious, 3d platforming in a unique setting with an interesting story encouraging the player to check every corner for a bit more lore. Yet the game unfolds over 2 levels and 2 exposition chapters, the first gameplay level being unpolished to egregious amounts. The game crashes fairly frequently in the epilogue! I had to restart 2 or 3 times because I got stuck on meat or got stuck on the world. The platforming doesn't feel entirely good all the time! However as a piece of art the game is very cool and I can't find it within myself to not recommend 20 minutes to an hour of your time playing through the game and getting all 3 endings.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lhUnLl-PWE Had a great time with the game! Some criticisms such as lack of marking the Black Box objectives (at least in my experience post-update), some platforms appear to lack collision in the vertical section, and I got softlocked at the edge of the level collision at one point, requiring I go back to the main menu. But! The lore was interesting, I was pleased to have a form of accessibility option, and the atmosphere built up had me hungry for more, if you'll forgive the pun! And the link is to play playthrough if anyone is interested in checking it out!

fantastically flawed, a must-play for people with degenerative brain disorders. ~MEAT YIELD LIMIT EXCEEDED, RETURN 457KG OF BIOMASS TO CERES BEFORE DEPARTURE~

The concept is interesting but fk me dude it's so janky. The controls, moving, etc just all feels so bad, and you can just get stuck permanently everywhere so it's such a drag. Like it's free but you gotta really be in the mood and be ready to accept that you may have to restart a level or walk extremely slow back to an npc etc etc. Idk, I usually can stand these bad games out of pure curiosity but I gave up 1 hour in.

Un agujero de carne...