Marching Simulator

The one locked achievement is bothering me so badly

Не знаю для чего нужна эта игра, но поводов не рекомендовать не вижу.

Could you potentially make a version for the British Army?

Adının karşılığını veriyor, daha fazlasını beklemiyorum.

Someone released their first game ever on Steam, congratulations. It's not even a game. It's animation showdown. Screens pretty much show all content and you can see how badly made interface is. It's free, but also pointless.

Marching Simulator is, like it says on the box, a "game" where you control a squad of 12 military types and you must make them march around and perform various marching/parade maneuvers. The game is presented with 2D retro pixel "art", and has been in Steam Early Access for well over three years. Surprisingly, despite being in EA for so long, the game is still getting updates (at least from 3 months back), so the classification for this game is most appropriately in "Development Hell". There's no clear path or plan for this to be completed and leave Early Access. I thought this was some kind of joke game but I must say that a sincere effort has been made to recreate many technical aspects of the somewhat complex institution of military parade marching. There's a full game loop as well. The problems here, then, are just related back to the Development Hell nature of the game and the poor quality technical implementation. Resolution and controls are locked, and can't be changed or customised to improve the visuals or the control experience. A choice was made to use obsolete retro pixel "art" as a substitute for contemporary PC graphics. It's unclear if this is due to lack of budget or talent, regardless, the overall visual quality of the game is extremely low as a result. These flaws push this game far below minimum acceptable standards for PC. The game isn't truly free as theres's an intention to either charge for the game or for DLC (assuming it ever leaves Development Hell). Because this is incomplete with no clear indication it will ever be finished, and because of the poor technical implementation, I can't recommend downloading it.