an incredibly barebones physics game that failed to stump me even once. accessibility features werent even considered, it seems. no windowed mode, not even a volume slider. the whole thing lasted like 15 minutes tops. is it even worth the 99 cents?? hardly! i was gifted the game anyway. but did i regret playing it? no, not really. that's pretty nice, i think.
to win, you need to break crates to make the V crate fall off, but also save the ! crate from falling. its incredibly simple, and that's its hinderance. every solution, given that the game has only about a dozen or two elements on screen tops, is Very straightforward and obvious as soon as you get a grasp on the way things fall in the game. but the stock music loop is quite pleasant (when you turn it down a little in your pcs volume mixer), and the new crate types are neat as they're introduced. it never really gets stale, but i guess it just doesn't have time to before you beat every level. it's simple, homely, man-made shovelware. like eating cookies your friends snotty ass kid made that come out lopsided and mushy. objectively bad and maybe a little beneath pleasant at times, but at least they weren't gross. it's a cookie. you're gonna turn down a cookie? id rather eat that cookie that than some processed garbage a machine spat out overnight. WINK WINK.
this game (if you could call it one) is a 4/10 at best. and that's okay.
