MAFIA: Sex Noir

*NSFW警告：本文专攻黄油内容。黄油鉴定，非礼勿视* 《MAFIA: Sex Noir》[h1]★☆☆☆☆[/h1] 打折时零点几美元入手的，鉴于黑帮+情色，题材新颖，就不退款了，但是绝对不可能推荐。因为本作的存在是对情色游戏产业的侮辱。 [h3]故事[/h3] 我原本以为我买的是视觉小说，启动后发现CPU开始进入战斗状态了。一个纯视觉小说，屏幕上只有两个人在说话，但我的电脑表现得像是在模拟整个纽约城的交通系统，仿佛资源消耗才是它真正的玩法。再说故事，我原本以为我进入的是一场充满阴谋与欲望的黑帮往事，结果差点让我睡着，故事流程比一部电影还要短，坏人轻而易举逍遥法外，整个故事毫无张力，我只想给里面的黑帮分子递刀：哥们，你快把我杀了吧，我实在受不了这狗操的剧情了。 [h3]视听[/h3] 但最让我感到惊悚的，还是游戏的动态NSFW片段，总共有五段，只有两段勉强可以看。其余的情况下，如果你注意双腿之间，要么你会看到没有阴唇的怪胎，要么你会看到加热过头的发泡馒头。我当然不排斥卡通风格，但请别侮辱人体艺术。再聊聊听觉方面，配乐挺像那么回事，但也只是两、三首BGM重复播放。NSFW之外不存在配音，但也别对娇喘抱有幻想，因为它是我听过最没有想象力的，并且短暂几秒一直重复。就算和我说是AI配音的，我都相信。 [h3]总评[/h3] 游戏名字叫《Mafia Sex Noir》，实际体验下来，Mafia不够Mafia，Sex不够Sex，Noir倒是挺Noir的，因为整个游戏过程都笼罩着一种前途未卜的黑暗：CPU比角色更卖力，风扇比配音更有感情，人体结构比剧情更富有想象力。如果你是一个极简主义的受虐狂，且恰好有一台散热极其优良的工业级电脑，同时对人体构造有着无所屌谓式的认知，那么这款游戏绝对是你生命中不可多得的折磨。 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3741323771

Barely a game, MAFIA is a series of quality-assurance-needed dialogues between characters no one knows about on subjects no one can figure out, let alone care about. The 'risque' scenes that are present are something straight out of a Meet'n'F***' game circa 2012, and overall this 'Visual novel' is over extremely quickly if you have even the slightest ability to speed-read. Do not buy this in its current state. It is not worth your money.

Коротенькая кинетическая новелка ни о чём.

My issues are three fold. 1. I completed the story in just over an hour. The inappropriate scenes do not flow, they have buttons to change the pace of the repetitious action. 2. The story is actually interesting, kind of... The grammar is not excessively bad, but many words are miss used. Obviously put into English by someone that has English as a second language. They did not understand the vernacular of the period either. 3. Finally, no one that actually understands the mafia or the period created the story. As a fan of history, this was actually just annoying to me.

$3 for 30 minutes play. Not even play, just slideshows of a single topic conversation. Spend $3 on a bag of chips is better spending than this piece of trash!

Как я отреагировал когда игра закончилась? Чё всё?....Это п=здец! Обозревать в игре особо нечего Анимации корявые Персонажи нарисованы с намеком на нуар но это ни разу не он История просто огрызок...(Хемингуэй злобно хихикает где то в могиле) Достижения багованные Карточек нет

Boring, unimaginative, and achievements are broken. The art is nice. About a half hour of game play if you use the auto feature. Poor value.

Could be the case that this is a game with the worlds longest intro, but from what I played this seemed more a kinetic novel than anything else. If you are just here for a maffia style story and don't care about choice points, you might enjoy this game. The atmosphere seemed okay and who doesn't love a good mafia story, but it felt more like reading a story than playing a game to me.

The game was over before it even began, and I’m still at a loss as to what the story was supposed to be. The lewd animations are painfully mediocre as well. In fact, I’ve seen demos made with far more content and effort than this crap.