Lies of P

ta gra wyleczyła i pogłębiła moją depresje jednocześnie

Te amo Pinocho ❤

Tyrannical Predator. Does this name ring a bell? T.P. That stands for toilet paper, which is what I need to wipe my ass after ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on this boss after almost 2hr of attempts. Or, it could stand for Turbo Prick which is exactly what this oversized Gucci bag is. There's a reason he's called a 'Predator', it's because he brutally slams you against the wall every time you try to parry him. He drains your stamina like a gold digger drains bank accounts, even if you perfect parry. And god forbid you want to get a hit in, because it's always his turn. That's why they call him 'Tyrannical', you see. How does a crocodile have a Narcissus complex? Don't even mention the camera because that has a moveset too, navigating this fight while locked on is like those freaky blindfold games couples do except you keep bumbling into walls and the moment begins to go because your constant bumps and yelps is a massive turnoff. Okay, since you can't rely on the camera, you want to parry and evade. Does he know? You'll simply be pinned against the wall like the submissive twink the devs want you to be in order to fight this boss 'properly'. You can't run, you can't hide, and you certainly can't hit your fable attacks because for some reason this Turbo Prick is shiftier than prime Messi. He barely even gives you time to recover stamina because to him, the delays between attacking you is like those early Christmas mornings where you wake up early and have to wait for your parents before opening your presents. Except, for our pal T.P., his pathetic ass can't be bothered to wait and voraciously rips open the presents, and of course he got a PS5 while you got socks covered in awful penguin jokes, because it's always his turn and he always gets the better rewards even if he's a jammy little git. ♥♥♥♥ you, Turbo Prick. This game is great