King of Texas

A Dallas Sheriff must be 1. Rootin 2. Tootin 3. shootin But most importantly dedicated to the pursuit of big Texas anime tiddies

Full review at: https://thegamehoard.com/2019/03/07/king-of-texas-pc/ The fact that a game like King of Texas exists is essentially the whole substance of the joke the game tells. The anime art style being a strange fit for a tale of a Texas footballer is a funny idea, but the game itself doesn’t go anywhere with it. The football minigame featured is a weak attempt at adding play to a visual novel, but even if you choose to skip it, the story here isn’t really that interesting. The few jokes present are weak, the romances mostly just involve characters listing off their personal histories, and Molly and Ashley are pretty much stock characters who are meant to carry the experience on their looks alone. King of Texas wants your attention for its silly concept, but once you’ve sat down to actually play it, it makes very little attempt to make its story, humor, or romance quite as interesting as the ideas you could have cooked up in your head. King of Texas just doesn’t construct its story well, and for a game that only has a very weak minigame to break away from telling that tale, there’s not really anything else to support the experience. So much of the game is spent learning unnecessary details about the characters you meet that mostly just reinforce the basic personality traits you immediately gleaned from the character by knowing which archetype they represent. The romances involve characters bluntly talking about intimate matters and then when things do start to get sensual, suddenly they are using ridiculous euphemisms. A lot of the game is spent discussing the life histories of characters and the football tournament without really establishing any interesting personalities to get attached to, and since the plot is secondary to the romances with flat characters, all you’re left with to enjoy are the very rare attempts at humor that hardly try to be original.

Just like real Texas

[b]King of Texas {KoT}[/b], is an enjoyable visual novel {VN} with an interesting, though not too complex, tale of an adult "hentai" nature. Choices do make a difference, and there are multiple endings. At its current {19NOV2019} price of $1.99 US, including the OST, in the Steam Store, it is well worth the cost in terms of entertainment value. [b]KoT[/b] includes adult 18+ content in the game. [b]KoT[/b] has 9 reasonably easy {but NOT instantaneous} Steam Achievements. So, they are not "junk" achievements. HOWEVER, [u]Steam does not recognize KoT as "Completed"[/u] when one achieves 100% :steamsad: This ignoring of 100% Completion seems also to be true of the other developer King Key Games VN's; [b]King of Queendoms, King of Phoenix, King of Mazes[/b], etc. I recommend [b]KoT[/b] to any Gamer interested in Achievement oriented VN's that actually require some effort. https://store.steampowered.com/app/1017940/King_of_Texas/

Have tried the minigame a couple of times, fun game.

i cant win

kinda boring tbh

Not Worth. I'm just tryna see some anime titties and these ♥♥♥♥♥♥ got me running a football field vs an obvious 12men on the field penalty every game. THERES LIKE 90 OF THESE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ON STAGE 4 LIKE WHAT TYPE OF FOOTBALL WE PLAYING. Getting tits in rl is easier im out

This is less of a game, and more of an info dump that occasionally breaks out into football. If that's your thing, cool, but if you're here for big anime titties, you best start looking elsewhere, pardner.

Okay, so first off, let me say this is shovelware at it's most basic. It's not an engaging game, the story is cringey, full of dad-joke tier one liners, and fairly "meh" art. The characters are a dime a dozen, with only the occasional flair of unique quality that is sandwiched in between development even more two dimensional than the art itself. The laughs die out after about the first mini-game, as the jokes overplay themselves a little, and the flirting becomes basically the plot setup for an adult video from a website of your choosing. All those negatives aside, it only costs a dollar, and the mini-game to dodge oncoming blockers in a football setting is kind of neat. Also, free 18+ patch :D. TL;DR - screw the head cheerleader (nice), your boss (HR alert!), and her assistant (or like... Marketing lead? I dunno, I was too immersed by her "dress") and be on your merry way for the price of a McDonald's coffee.