
GO FAST, KICK ASS! Kick Bastards combines high-speed parkour with intense kicking action. Race faster and faster, perform daring moves, and push your limits in pursuit of unrivalled speed. The armies of Hell are coming; fight back and become a kicking legend!
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Kick Bastards is a parkour game with a heavy focus on varied and expressive movement. You will be pushed to master the deep movement systems to overcome varied and difficult challenges.


You messed up. You’re in Hell and you ain’t too happy about it. Use all your cunning and parkour skills to escape the Devil as he chases you across dimensions. Over 70+ you will have to fight back against the armies of Hell and fulfil your destiny.


Go outrageously fast! There is NO CAP on your speed so you can go crazy fast by cleverly combo-ing your moves together. Kick Bastards features real world parkour moves as well as super fun fantastical elements that are combined together to create a rich and exciting movement system.


The ultimate kicking simulation!! That’s right you kick stuff in the game called Kick Bastards. In fact you will kick a lot of stuff, so much stuff. All your kicking fantasies will be satisfied.


What’s better than a hard fought win, it feels amazing to push yourself to the limit to achieve greatness. In every level you’ll get hooked into collecting medals and maybe even fighting for the top spot on the leaderboards.


Once you have worked your way through the 70+ levels in the game you’ll find yourself getting hooked on the two additional game modes: 'Spider-person mode', you get a grappling hook that attaches anywhere and lets you swing around all the levels like the Spider-guy himself. Additionally there is 'Super Kick mode' which asks the question ‘What if your kick is so unreasonably powerful that you can basically fly around the sky at high speeds like some kind of bird that kicks things a lot?’.
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Languages: English**languages with full audio support
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Hours played at review time, across 40 reviews with recorded playtime.
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This game is super cool, but the controls might be a bit tricky at first. Once you figure them out, though, it's totally awesome!
love that ♥♥♥♥
+really fun game +there's some kind of problemsolving in some levels to find the best route which really adds to the game -Movement sometimes feels a bit unpolishjed/inconsistent (but not in a major way)
KICK BASTERD KICK
the wallrunning does not feel good, and feels like a coin toss as to whether i'd have to restart a level when i encountered one. everything else about it felt fine but restarting due to wallruns not registering didn't feel very good. maybe it's a skill issue but in every other game i've played like this wallrunning is extremely intuitive
I don't have OCD so I don't have the need to complete everything perfectly, but its pretty fun and with a funny generic story. Interesting mechanics, but incredibly wonky and kinda inconsistent
Giga fun, should get more love than it does, good sht mr something something games
A real easy to learn hard to master game. I had fun for the time I spent with it, though eventually you are gated not by completed levels, but by earning enough medals from speedrunning levels you already finished, and I stopped having fun. Still, I think if you are familiar with speedrunning games like this and enjoy that kind of gameplay, you'll like this as well.
Epic game. If you want a good fast paced parkour game then play this also there is some fight and funny dialogue.
The speed you can achieve in this feels great, the level design allows for many paths to the end, and routing levels feels just like neon white. My only issue with the game is that sometimes, especially on upwards slopes, the ground sucks you down making it almost impossible to conserve momentum.
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