JoshGeoff Weiner Simulator

Don't fall for the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-y reviews. I went in expecting a funny bad game but what I got was just an absolute piece of ♥♥♥♥ """"""""game"""""""" thrown together probably in an afternoon.

To start, I've already blocked the person who gifted me this ♥♥♥♥ on every single possible platform. This game is horrendous. I've experienced wars in my country, close friends of mine dying, family members dying. And truly, those moments were not even nearly as bad as the time I spent playing this pathetic excuse of a game. I've already contacted Valve to consider delisting this game from the Steam store, as I believe this game could harm others just as much as it did to me, and I don't wish that pain even upon the people I hate the most, aside from whoever developed this. To get onto what I think is a positive, this game should be serve as a great punishment for the worst criminals there is. It will break them. I promise you. I'm currently seeking therapy for this experience, which is incredibly annoying at this time as I'm very financially unstable, and will struggle to afford it. Sadly, it will be vital for me to receive therapy as the moments I spent playing this game are constantly popping back up in my head, and they will not go away. It is honestly a serious shame that Valve allows just anyone to upload games as long as they pay the money, I think from this day forward, every single game should be reviewed by a human before it's allowed to be put up, to prevent things like this from happening ever again. I hope the developers can learn from this review, and choose to never release another "game" ever again. Thank you for reading.

Storytelling: 9.3/10 | Fantastic story!! I got so caught up in it! Collectibles: 3.4/10 | The lack of collectibles is sad! Difficulty: 7.8/10 | It is difficult at times, especially the boss fight at the end!!! Achievement difficulty: 5.6/10 | Some achievements are pretty hard!! Grind: 10/10 | Altough Fun, the game requires a pretty big grind to complete!! Overall: 7.2/10 | The game is really fun!! I would recommend it to anyone that enjoys collectible hunting and/or the sound of achievements unlocking!!!

I went into JoshGeoff Weiner Simulator thinking this would be another generic hidden object game, but this games actually pretty good! It's not too difficult, but not easy. Enjoyed the Demo back in June and this game has not disappointed at all. As someone who lives in the UK and has visited London a handful of times, the train station map and Silverstone struck out to me a lot. Knowing the devs are making more maps and adding more achievements is such a good selling point for a game of this kind. Can't wait to see what maps they have in store for us next!

JoshGeoff Weiner Simulator is a bold and unusual indie title, packed with cheeky British humour and absurd charm. In its current Early Access form, it offers a short, amusing stroll through wacky scenarios in search of bizarre items. If you're curious, amused by quirky comedy, and don’t mind a bit of unpolished game play, it’s a fun pick—particularly at its current price. However, if you prefer more refined mechanics, narrative depth, or broader humour, you may want to wait for fuller development in 2026–2027.

★★★★★★★★★⯪ (9.5/10) A majestic ride, and an extraordinary achievement in world building. RJGWS invites you to live in its decaying frontier. Something to immediately mention is that AdumaMum absolutely gets how to pace and install rhythm within their games, the way in which this is handled through JGWS is probably the best I have seen. Josh Geoff as a protagonist carries more weight than I anticipated. He’s layered, conflicted and shaped by both loyalty and doubt. You can feel how much the games’ series of events mean to him. The world is alive – and not just because it’s packed with interest, but everything in it reacts, adapts or quietly changes. It’s not focused to a script; it flourishes by providing constant and subtle simulation. Predators hunt prey, NPCs comment on your clothes and smell. Your gang members evolve with conversation and emotions. And lastly – weather affects everything. Mud cakes your clothes and dries over time. Storms spook the horses. Lightning can strike trees and cause fires. It very much creates a world that doesn’t wait for you to trigger it – it’ll happen with or without you, and it’s incredible. The epilogue, especially for returning players, hits with real force. You know where this ends. That inevitability adds a quiet tension to every good moment that comes before. It’s technically brilliant, narratively mature and emotionally grounded. JGWS is one of the few open world games that manages to truly feel alive. I’ve seen it through on multiple occasions now, and each time the trail feels different. Many games you finish, some you remember where you were when they ended. This is one of them.

What a masterpiece in hunting for ♥♥♥♥♥. Some were harder to find than others, hidden on erections throughout the map...the dev is a cunning individual who leads you down false alleys sometimes...he is a master baiter for sure. However I stuck with it and graduated magna-♥♥♥-laude! Dev note; I would like an option for the wieners to be uncircumcised

So many Weiners 🥰 Weiners is love. Weiners is life. GOTY imo, Great buy!

Woah Weiners? Count me in, Much Weiners, Much Speedrunable, Much Movement, Recommend to friends and family! Defiently game of the century, Life was great when this game dropped, Game changing, Life changing game

silly little fun game but the movement makes me feel like everything has been lubed the way I keep getting stuck on it all. If you love wieners and wanna collect badges then come on in :D