Jobous the alien R

Listen dude. I don't know what to rate this. Have you ever had so much hatred for yourself in your life? I have. I am a dead man now. I have no emotions, nor can I feel anything below my waist. This game has made me feel things that were unthinkable. I can now hear colors. I genuinely want to die. If you want to feel eternal suffering, please purchase this game, because it will grant you that. Also, the audio and visual in this game have made me projectile vomit across my room countless times. Not only have I experienced 12 seziures, but I can now levitate and I can smell fear. The constant flashing has made it so that all I see are the colors green and red. The same 10 music notes playing in the background blaring like an alarm have not gone away. It has been 3 years and all I hear is Jobous' escapade unfolding before my ears. please end my life.

I don't have epilepsy and I still had a seizure. 10/10

Found this because it had 'Jobo' in it Sold a CSGO case for it So to keep it brief: Travel trugh space with a big laser gun, and lot of wacky enemies and obstacles. Jobous the alien R is an addictive space shooter with a cute alien named Jobous. its just like an old-school arcade space shooter , but with an insane difficulty. the goal of the game is to get from point A to point B without crashing in anything or anyone. luckily its many power ups to help you stay alive. This is the type of game you will never complete. It is so hard that not only will your hand sweat. It will also fall off in the process . you will cry for your mother and praying to god, just to complete one level. Are you up for the challenge? (in other words a rage game) STORY: The story is sweet and simple. Jobous and his wife is living the dream in outer space. When suddenly ( dramatic music ) his wife want some new shoes. Oh no she is going to use all their space money (jup she is kinda a money spender). Jobous Immediately panics. What should he do? Jobous takes his ship and travel after her. Can he save his wife from spending all their space money on shoes?

awesome thumns up

It saved my life.

Very good game, 10/10 would buy again, i got hooked on the first try and replayed the amazing storyline! BUY!

Jobous... I'm happy you made it to your wife. -- Final level has no checkpoints -- 10/10. -- Thank you devs for bringing this wonder into my life. -- Description of gameplay: "My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis; my punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing."

after you open jobous the alien r for the first time you realize that all the madness in this world is just a simulation preparing you in case life leads you to playing this game, my eyes hurt and all i think and dream about are the motions needed to get through each level, nothing in this world is truly real and completing this game grants eternal freedom, i yearn for that freedom yet i know i will never achieve it because i'll die of a seizure after 5 minutes of gameplay

i couldn't run this on my potato, it burned on fire and it got a virus! 10/10 good game ! Can i also plz have my potato back please😞 it was my dead grandmas potato :( its the only thing that reminds me of her

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