Jesus Christ Simulator

this game converted me to christianity but then i realized it was blasphemy so i had to switch back

i was looking forward to this game and i was sadly disappointed. whenever i entered a building or the domain of hell my i would get stuck in place and be unable to do anything. this disturbs me as i don't find that historically accurate...

The flying feels really responsive and crazy good! My friend got this for me as a gag game and its been glorious. PRAISE BE TO JEEEZUS

5 bucks for a joke thats no longer funny 5 minutes in

10/10 - I reconverted back to Christianity.

It's a Christmas miracle that this divinely opulent video entertainment experience did not melt my scrubby ancient GPU! I haven't been this wowed by a pious game such as this since "David the Shephard Boy" on the Ouya gaming console! Christ has entered my body and he is me as I am he redeemed of decades of Deicide Fandom! I shall not want. For other than controller & achievement support! Amen.

Not sure if Jesus Christ got stuck every time he entered a building but I trust this developer in his extensive research. Up to you really.

I dont even know what to say, this game is just breathtaking; you get to be the man of all time and save people and ♥♥♥♥. 11/10

BEST GAME OF MY LIFE

be jesus this game is jesus enough to be the jesus of the jesus