Play as Jay and Silent Bob in a retro 8-bit sidescrolling brawler solo or with a friend. Pummel enemies with hard-hitting combos, dash attacks, and elbow drops as well as a random assortment of weapons as you battle your way out of the mall and back to the Quickstop.
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Reviews, worldwide (the counter carries no country): 0/day in the week to Aug 22 → 0/day in the week after.
For scale, across Steam · Top Sellers · Brazil over the last 30 days: the 25 chart moves that followed a price cut of more than 20% went a median of 10 places towards #1, and the 2,413 moves with no price cut behind them went 2 away. One store, one chart, one country — it is the only place we have enough observations to say even that.
Prices outside the United States have been collected since 6 August 2026 and chart positions since 19 July 2026, so a cut older than that has no market to compare and a market that joined later has no history yet. Nothing here is converted between currencies.
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| Store | Price | Audience | Score | Chart | Est. revenue |
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SteamYou are here | $14.99 | 86reviews | 78% | — | $18.7K |
| $14.99 | 58ratings | 86% | — | not modelled | |
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Reviews
Themes across 43 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
Reviews
Very mediocre. Take away Jay and Silent Bob and you have a game trying to emulate the play style of Battletoads minus the OOMPH of the gameplay and sound effects. There's controller support but only for analog stick, (no dpad). There's even a turbo tunnel level here as well, (it's also stage 3). No difficulty selection either. When you boot up the game you are forced to sit through 4 splash screens plus the title intro. Adoughbo is funny though, and the music is decent. Other than that, hard pass.
Чувак, в мире миллионы красивых девок, но не каждая будет носить тебе лазанью на работу. Большинство будут тупо изменять.
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Languages: English**languages with full audio support
| $14.99 |
| 9ratings |
| 60% |
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| not modelled |
| $4.94−67% | — | — | — | not modelled |
Matched by title — a reused name can pair the wrong games. * is a critic aggregate. Prices and positions are each store's United States storefront; Epic charts worldwide. Audience and Score too, except Steam's, which is worldwide.
Hours played at review time, across 43 reviews with recorded playtime.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
Jay and Silent Bob: Mall Brawl is a side-scrolling beat 'em up that would have been well at home in the 1980s. Mall Brawl is a solid, if not quite spectacular, Double Dragon clone, with detailed 8-bit graphics, a decent variety of bosses and opponents, and nine levels of outrageous punches. Reckless women with baby strollers, and even a poop monster are there for you to defeat. You read that correctly: a "♥♥♥♥" monster. Mall Brawl features the duo's trademark potty humor. While enemies are essentially cut and pasted with different color ensembles or costumes, boss fights are where Mall Brawl shines. Each boss battle is unique and memorable. You'll face a crazed man riding a unicorn, a brawl on a gigantic air hockey table, a Mega Man-inspired duel, and even a poop monster hidden in the mall's restrooms. Boss fights are both tough and enjoyable, especially since you know you'll have to retry the entire level if you fail. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3047779717 In Mall Brawl, you only have one life, but you can control both Jay and Silent Bob (or one of them if you play in co-op), who each have their own health meter. While playing alone, you can freely swap between the two. While you are actively playing, the character that is not being used will gradually replenish their health - but be advised, you cannot stand still and expect health to regenerate. You must be actively progressing or fighting. This strategy, possibly the finest way to play Mall Brawl, requires players to stay active and switch between characters frequently. When playing co-op, each player controls one of the characters, each with their own health meter that does not refill on its own. However, if one player dies and the other survives long enough, the other character will gradually restore their health and allow them to rejoin the game once their health meter is around half full. It adds a good level of tension to survival when you're up against a boss or numerous enemies and running low on health. The only downside: While I appreciate a good challenge, I believe Mall Brawl lands on the side of difficulty and more in the playable but too stressful to be pleasant pile. This is due to the long stages, only having one life, no difficulty options, being forced to restart from the beginning of the level upon death, aggressive adversaries with unusually big health reserves, wacky controls (Turning while attacking / spamming is not possible), and just too much being thrown at you, especially towards the finish. Casual players beware, but everyone else can buy this without any hestitation!
15 баксов чувачок,гони на лапу пятачок!
Я повелитель клитора! Запомните, вашу мать. Там, где клитор, там, вашу мать, это лицо! Я умею обращаться с этим дерьмом и, при этом, лучше всех! Ни этот говнюк, ни вы, говнюки вонючие там в зале! Я клитором командую! Когда доходит до дела, вот что я с ним делаю. Я щипаю его так! Ах ты, говнючок! Трусь об него носом.
This game is a lot of fun. If you enjoy the classic NES era beat-em-up games like TMNT and Double Dragon etc, you'll enjoy this.
RUS «Избей их всех», в которой в роли Джея и Молчаливого Боба вам предстоит отметелить всех несогласных. Фанаты вселенной View Askewniverse будут рады поиграть за любимых героев и столкнуться со знакомыми персонажами вроде коровы Муби или Дерьмодемона. Игра сделана в ретро-стилистике, в том числе в плане сложности. Такого лютого хардкора я давненько не припомню. Тут тебе жопорвательный уровень на магазинных тележках, бои не прощающие ошибок и противники, атакующие одновременно, повторное появление целой линейки боссов подряд на последних уровнях. Возмоность кооператива чуть упрощает задачу, но не намного. Приобретать советую исключительно ярым фанатам творчества Кевина Смита и любителям хардкорных драк, бросающих вызов. ENG Beat 'Em up, in which, as Jay and Silent Bob, you have to beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of all those who disagree. Fans of the View Askewniverse will be happy to play as their favorite characters and run into familiar enemies like Mooby or Dermodemon. The game is made in retro style, including hard difficulty. I don’t remember such a fierce hardcore for a long time. Here you have an level on shopping carts, unforgiving fights and opponents attacking at the same time, the reappearance of a whole line of bosses in a row in the last levels. The possibility of co-op makes things a little easier, but not by much. I advise you to purchase game only if you fan of Kevin Smith or hardcore challenging retro-games.
2/10 i feel like they spent far more time on the trailers for this game then making the actual game
So I vented my anger of this """game""" already before realizing the review was set to positive. I then learned Steam has this cool feature where if you have a review typed out but click the button to switch it to negative or positive, it will just erase everything you typed. So here's a TL;DR: I have played A LOT of shovelware mobile port-tier games and this is by far the worst game I have ever played with no redeeming qualities. Devs, please reconsider releasing the sequel to this atrocity. We really do not need it.
🏪 What the frick is the «Mall Brawl»? Could be worse, but it's just... meh? If you don't like old moldy games, then this is definitely a miss. Despite not bad graphics & music, the tech part is clumsy. Seriously, it doesn't even use d-pad to navigate menus. The tactics are simple: punch sometimes, but kick more often, without allowing to be surrounded by two enemies on the screen. The bosses are at least relatively interesting, the references are good (both to films and NES classics), can be played through in an hour or so. There is a Hard mode, but it's impossible even with the turbo buttons configured through soft. Not worth full price, little man. At least it's not a complete scam.
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