Jacob The Farmer

Juegarral, muy difícil hasta que descubres la mecánica secreta. Historia inmersiva y cautivadora, final emotivo, lo tiene todo.

it took me 4 hours to finish the game, actual piece of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but i enjoyed it a lot

This game changed my life...

GOTY 20/10 100/10, es una maravilla videojugabilistica, sudé con las mecánicas, lloré, reí, me enamoré con la historia y celebré con el final, definitivamente este es uno de los juegos que he jugado

cinema

good game, got a new wr (3 minutes 11,46 seconds) (if you've beaten it send me video proof) (L bozo get better)

E GESU' PIANSE, PERCHE NON VI ERANO ALTRE MERAVIGLIE AD ATTENDERLO NEL CREATO DI SUO PADRE IO PURE, PERCHE' I MIEI OCCHI NON REGGONO TANTA MAGNIFICENZA LAVICA TUTTA INSIEME NO SCHERZO, NON SONO RIUSCITO A FINIRLO CHE S'E' BUGGATO PURE LA CISTE DELLA MALORA

This game is such a mess. To start off, the entirety of the final boss is basically "Die a couple of times until the devil just leaves his hans still and you can one shot him". After that, there's a big can of worms: -The platforms knock you away when you jump towards them 1/3 of the time. -The platforms go through your character the other 1/3 of the times. -The enemies are just "spin around them and occaionally hit them to kill them". -The game has Fredbear's laugh from Fnaf 4 for some reason. -Repetitive music. -Almost no sound effect. -If you die on some parts and respawn outside of certain areas, you're stuck and cannot go through. -You need to perfectly memorize every single platform because the jump is impossible to control and the game is incredibly punitive. -You can save at any point and respawn from them, this however can lead to soft locks (if you save on a moving platform, it won't respawn you on that platform but into the void left after it moved). -The game is just frustrating and is just unfunny. -Terrible models and textures. -You can attack while in the death animation. Even I could prevent this from happening (in Godot tho) -When you click "continue" from the menu, the cursor won't be captured unless you press the attack button. Again, even I could prevent this from happening (still, in Godot, never used Unreal). -Poor illumination and models. -The game kinds of just... ends? Never an animation, or sound. Just a "The end".

Jack the Farmer isn’t a game. It’s a bad joke that escaped from early beta testing and accidentally ended up on public release. While the title might suggest a peaceful countryside vibe or some strategic farming fun, the reality is so absurd it could’ve been written by a drunk soap opera writer. Graphics? Tragic. It looks like someone accidentally hit Export to Windows 98 in MS Paint. The textures are flat, animations are jittery, and Jack moves like he has a different number of joints in each leg. If this is supposed to be nostalgic retro style, it's a slap in the face to actual retro games. Gameplay? If mashing random buttons for absolutely no result counts as a mechanic, congratulations – you’ve discovered a new low in game design. There's no logic, no pacing, no goals, and zero incentive to keep playing. “Farming” in this context means suffering. Sound design? Imagine a 1997 dial-up modem being tortured by a kazoo. That’s the level we’re dealing with. The repetitive sound effects will make you wish you were deaf after ten minutes. Storyline? Is there one? Who knows. The narrative sounds like it was run through Google Translate three times and came out as complete nonsense. Jack is apparently “saving the farm,” but there’s literally nothing in the game that shows this. Just endless, soulless emptiness. Overall experience? Jack the Farmer is digital waterboarding. A game that should be banned under the Geneva Conventions. If anyone ever recommends this to you, cut them out of your life immediately. And to the developers: I hope this was meant as satire, because otherwise, it’s professional suicide. Final score: -100/10. Yes, it’s that bad.

It's funny for like 30 minutes. Not worth the full price.