Internet Simulator

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This game literally downloads a video file of the developer using the game to browse ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ into the Steam files. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByhhQuhnINI

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Internet Simulator is an older game from 2018. It's a venerable 6 years old at the time of this review. It's a Russian asset flip/joke game where you are in some kind of Russian environment, pray to Putin, and use the internet... it's awful, it's a buggy mess, it's just trashware dumped on Steam in the hopes it will go viral. Thankfully, it did not go viral. So it just resides here on Steam, more Russian asset flip pollution that genuine indie devs have to try to compete with to attract the attention of gamers. Which is why this kind of garbage isn't harmless. From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. There's no option to change the resolution and no useful graphics tweaks. There's no way to ensure this is running at the native resolution of your display. There's no guarantee this game will look right on any PC as a result of this hamfisted design decision. The game assets are far from bleeding edge, with lowish polygon counts and somewhat low resolution textures, making this look like it's at least 10 years old. It's unclear why the developers weren't able to arrange high quality, high polygon count contemporary assets for the game, and also irrelevant... what matters is that this looks poor in comparison to more professionally produced games as a result of their decisions. If it is a "decision" when they basically just threw a bunch of stock assets into a blender. The controls can't be customised, which will be an annoyance for many, but it can also render the game unplayable for differently-abled gamers, left handed gamers or gamers using AZERTY or other international keyboard layouts. These technical defects push this game below acceptable standards for any modern PC game. Internet Simulator didn't appeal much to the people who own a copy of the game, either. It has achievements, and they show us a very clear picture that the game didn't really capture any interest from gamers. The most commonly and easily attained achievement is for entering the first room, trivial to get, but less than 36 percent of players bothered to get that far before uninstalling the game. Hardly a success story, gamers just weren't all that interested in the game. The poor quality of this game is also reflected by how many people spent time with it. At the time of this review, SteamDB shows the all-time peak player number was only 4 players. This is a remarkably low number, and now, the only player activity occurs once or twice a month, presumably someone loading it up to see what it is then quickly uninstalling it. Considering there's over 120 million gamers on Steam and well over 100,000 games for gamers to choose from, the overwhelming lack of interest in this low quality game is to be expected. So, should you buy this game? Is this one of the best of the 100,000+ games on Steam? Internet Simulator is relatively cheap at $3 USD, but it's not worth it. Given the defects and quality issues with the game, coupled with the unrealistic price, this is impossible to recommend. This is also competing with over 11,000 free games available on Steam, many of them far better than this paid product. [b]Note:[/b] Because this is more of a "joke" game, intended to draw attention from controversy or in the hopes of going viral because it's "so bad it's good" (but it isn't good at all), there's nothing here to offer to serious gamers. As usual, with most awful/joke games, all the comedians come out of the woodwork. The vast majority of the reviews for this game are joke reviews, such as "this game cured my cancer, saved my marriage, changed my life" etc. Because most of the reviews are as insincere as the game itself is, and if you removed the fake/joke reviews the game would have a markedly different review score, the positive review score for this game should be disregarded.

ачивки не работают

♥♥♥♥♥ я это купил

По каким-то неведомым мне причинам это детище оказалось у меня в библиотеке, я точно не знаю как и когда, но очень хорошо предполагаю (что куплено по приколу в 2018-2020 годах) и, вероятнее всего, с реальной целью попробовать поиграть. Понятно и так, что игра позиционируется как один большой прикол, но оцениваться как прикол она не будет. Всё прям очень плохо. Мне известны проекты, написанные на коленке, которые играются в разы лучше и интереснее, здесь же: управление - кал, сюжет - кал, озвучка - кал, море морское багов, половина кнопок управления вообще не работает, ачивки не работают. И даже выпилиться нельзя, хотя эта опция в игре есть вроде как, всё из-за багов, опять же. Единственный плюс - это котик, за котика лайк и 1 балл из 10. Надо было добавлять больше котов в игру.

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