Hello, I'm Noah. I'm 28 years old and still haven't got a single date in my life, I'm looking for a life coach who can help me figure out the hard choices in my day to day life, you know? I'm sad and single, I have some friends online, but that's it.
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About
Hello, I'm Noah, get ready to play my AMAZING interactive movie, but first, here's a couple thing about me, cuz it's very useful for the context of my game.
The Story
I'm 28 years old and still haven't got a single date in my life, I'm looking for a life coach who can help me figure out the hard choices in my day to day life, you know? I'm sad and single, I have some friends online, but that's it.
My main hobby is playing video games and sharing pictures with my friends from the interweb. They all like my pictures and say I'm special and funny.
I recently created a dating profile because my friend told me I could get some action if I did, I might not be an action star like the people in the movies, but I still like action in my life because action is fun.
I used one of my best pictures for my profile! It's super hot and shows off my beautiful mustache, which my mom says is a lady magnet.
I thankfully got a date with a girl named Michelle. She's a bit too young for my liking, I prefer people that are over 70 years old. Just a preference, but I'm willing to give her a try.
Can you please help me not ruin this date with her? Please? I will sometimes ask for your help on how to react or what to do. Thank you!
Lots of kisses
-Noah
The Gameplay
Now get ready to know the amazing gameplay of my game, like I said above this is an interactive movie, so the way you interact with the game is quite simple, you will watch a cutscene of me during my date with Michelle, and once in a while you will get an inside look of my thoughts, you will then need to choose what you want me to say or do! Those choices will lead to different outcomes, not to undermine my very high thinking skills, but I definitely need your help to get the right choices! I woudn't want to look stupid or something!
The Features
-Multiple Choices
-Grade C Acting
-Emotional Cutscenes
-Playing as Noah (Now that's the best feature of all)
-Ton of bonus features, including a 15 minute long video of the actor playing Noah shaving
-Mouse,Keyboard and controller support
-Achievements (To flex your gamer skills to your friends)
-My love to you*
*While my love to you is real, it can't actually be seen or played, it's like Santa, you just have to believe it's real <3
Genres
Stats
All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Sums Steam only; PlayStation, Epic publish no volume signal, so the true total is higher by an unknown amount.
| Store | Price | Audience | Score | Chart | Est. revenue |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
SteamYou are here | $4.99 | 77reviews | 92% | — | $8.7K |
| $4.99 | 443ratings | 83% | — | not modelled | |
Engagement
Reviews
Themes across 46 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
Reviews
I fell in love with Noah and Dead Grandmother. I was depressed for a long time, but their love gave me hope. #Kimulators Films heartful and loveable people; you deserve all the awards. You refused to add a sex scene with Blonde Blazer to the game. I love you #Kimulator FIlms. 10/10
go ♥♥♥♥ yourself
como puedo empezar? sinceramente es un GRAN SIMULADOR, lo mejor que he jugado en toda mi miserable vida. las escenas, las actuaciones, las decisiones y la musica, son grandiosas. sin duda alguna, este juego me ha hecho recuperar la fe en el amor y la busqueda de tu alma gemela sin importar las circunstancias o trabas que te ponga la vida. cada sheintabo fue el mejor invertido en esta obra de culto, mis respetos a los creadores de esta maravillosa obra
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| $8.7K | 82 | 71% | $4.99 | |
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| $2.7K | 10 | 90% | $9.99 | |
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Languages: English**languages with full audio support
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Matched by title — a reused name can pair the wrong games. * is a critic aggregate. Prices and positions are each store's United States storefront; Epic charts worldwide. Audience and Score too, except Steam's, which is worldwide.
Hours played at review time, across 46 reviews with recorded playtime.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
Listen, this game, is by far, one of the best ive encountered, got it for my birthday, wouldnt change it for the world
Dieses Game hat mein Leben verändert. Bevor ich das Spiel gefunden hab war ich nur ein einsamer stinkender Gamer. Und jetzt liegt mir die Welt zu Füßen nachdem ich zeuge dieses Meisterwerks werden durfte. Dieses Spiel würde ich sogar meiner Großmutter zeigen.
this game have a the good a many nice. i like it a lot and there is a big wiener at the end (wink wink)
Ich kann das alles nicht mehr. Ich empfehle das Spiel, weil... man irgendwie wissen sollte worauf man sich einlässt.
I also fell in love with her grandmother. I like this game buy it now
Would
This is one of the greatest games of all time, better story then the last of us and god of war combined. highly recommend everyone to play it. 10 out of 10.
Players by region
Where this game's players are, estimated from review languages.