
Hello, I'm Noah. I'm 28 years old and still haven't got a single date in my life, I'm looking for a life coach who can help me figure out the hard choices in my day to day life, you know? I'm sad and single, I have some friends online, but that's it.
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Hello, I'm Noah, get ready to play my AMAZING interactive movie, but first, here's a couple thing about me, cuz it's very useful for the context of my game.
The Story
I'm 28 years old and still haven't got a single date in my life, I'm looking for a life coach who can help me figure out the hard choices in my day to day life, you know? I'm sad and single, I have some friends online, but that's it.
My main hobby is playing video games and sharing pictures with my friends from the interweb. They all like my pictures and say I'm special and funny.
I recently created a dating profile because my friend told me I could get some action if I did, I might not be an action star like the people in the movies, but I still like action in my life because action is fun.
I used one of my best pictures for my profile! It's super hot and shows off my beautiful mustache, which my mom says is a lady magnet.
I thankfully got a date with a girl named Michelle. She's a bit too young for my liking, I prefer people that are over 70 years old. Just a preference, but I'm willing to give her a try.
Can you please help me not ruin this date with her? Please? I will sometimes ask for your help on how to react or what to do. Thank you!
Lots of kisses
-Noah
The Gameplay
Now get ready to know the amazing gameplay of my game, like I said above this is an interactive movie, so the way you interact with the game is quite simple, you will watch a cutscene of me during my date with Michelle, and once in a while you will get an inside look of my thoughts, you will then need to choose what you want me to say or do! Those choices will lead to different outcomes, not to undermine my very high thinking skills, but I definitely need your help to get the right choices! I woudn't want to look stupid or something!
The Features
-Multiple Choices
-Grade C Acting
-Emotional Cutscenes
-Playing as Noah (Now that's the best feature of all)
-Ton of bonus features, including a 15 minute long video of the actor playing Noah shaving
-Mouse,Keyboard and controller support
-Achievements (To flex your gamer skills to your friends)
-My love to you*

*While my love to you is real, it can't actually be seen or played, it's like Santa, you just have to believe it's real <3
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Languages: English**languages with full audio support
Engagement
Hours played at review time, across 41 reviews with recorded playtime.
Reviews
Themes across 41 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
Reviews
This game truly has been a life-changing experience. Thank you for this masterpiece.
Cheap and cheerful. And a lot better than the epidemic of hentai detritus (and previous achievement spam shovelware) on this platform. Can't wait to see more, especially the games lost to being banned off of Greenlight (if possible).
I was gifted this game against my will
First game I've played that has the same vibes as captain faggotron saves the universe
quite funny, although quite short taking less than 30 minutes to complete
I bought this thinking it was going to be so bad it’s actually funny while also being entertaining, but it’s actually just shovelware.
go ♥♥♥♥ yourself
this game changed my life
I'd crack her dead grandmother too.
como puedo empezar? sinceramente es un GRAN SIMULADOR, lo mejor que he jugado en toda mi miserable vida. las escenas, las actuaciones, las decisiones y la musica, son grandiosas. sin duda alguna, este juego me ha hecho recuperar la fe en el amor y la busqueda de tu alma gemela sin importar las circunstancias o trabas que te ponga la vida. cada sheintabo fue el mejor invertido en esta obra de culto, mis respetos a los creadores de esta maravillosa obra
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