How to Train Your Cock

[h1]How to Train Your ♥♥♥♥[/h1] Otro incremental más para la interminable lista de juegos de Steam que intentan convencerte de que ver una barra llenarse es diversión. Más allá del chiste fácil del doble sentido estamos en un juego muy basicote de un pollo haciendo pesas que estéticamente me recuerda a los juegos Flash. Nuestro pollo se pondrá a entrenar para conseguir puntos de ejercicio. Con ellos podremos aumentar su fuerza, resistencia, velocidad y recuperación. También podremos invertirlos en huevos, la moneda del juego, con la que desbloquear ropa y otros intercambiables. Y, si el aburrimiento no era suficiente, también podremos apostar nuestros puntos para intentar multiplicarlos. El gran problema es que el progreso lleva una eternidad y el juego no ofrece ninguna mecánica para agilizar como clicks. Básicamente tu pollo te mira fijamente y te dice: "espera". Ver al pollo levantando pesas tiene su gracia durante cinco minutos. Al sexto ya estás deseando que le dé un tirón muscular para que pase algo diferente. Si el objetivo era entrenar la paciencia del jugador en lugar del pollo... misión cumplida. [u][b]Pros:[/b][/u] ✅ Ver a un pollo musculándose tiene su gracia. ✅ Tiene algunos intercambiables para desbloquear. [u][b]Contras:[/b][/u] ❌ Se hace aburrido por su simpleza. ❌ Cuesta mucho evolucionar tu pollo. ❌ Hace trabajar al PC demasiado para ser un juego tan básico. [h2]Nota: [b]5/10[/b][/h2] [u][h2][url=steampowered.com/curator/45277685]🎮🌵Más reseñas en mi mentor🌵🎮[/url][/h2][/u]

The experience is great, but I can only train my ♥♥♥♥ with one other homie. What if you and ALL your homies could sit there and train your ♥♥♥♥♥ together? All in one room?

Cute name, no hook. I got it as part of the humble bundle, and there is nothing keeping me here after a few hours.

I was not given this game for free, but I did receive it in a Humble Bundle. I figured this game would be a bunch of bollocks (figuratively speaking). It turns out, this game was a bunch of bollocks (literally speaking). You turn the game on, you go to sleep. After about to two days, BOOM! Game over. And I get that this is an idle game, where the point of the game is to do nothing. But I would consider myself an idle game veteran at this point and this is a real low point. No decision making, min-maxing, rebirth mechanics?!? Some agency would be nice. I did get a laugh out of my buddies logging in and seeing me play this game, figuring I was literally "training my ♥♥♥♥" (heh). Other than that, go play Idle Champions, Clicker Heroes, Idle Skiller, Farmer Against Potatoes Idle. Its not even interesting looking. Why does the chicken look like a failed Family Guy spin-off character? Just stay away from this floppy, flaccid experience.

如何训练你的鸡鸡 变得如此强壮 只要挂鸡就行。

I trained my ♥♥♥♥ day and night to make it the strongest and girthest it can be. And from my prayer, God answered. Now my ♥♥♥♥ is 81 cm's and wears a pink bowtie to show how masculine it is, but on the inside is soft and flaccid. 8==D/10 would strengthen my c**k again.

I used to be insecure about the size of my ♥♥♥♥, but this game changed everything. At first, it was small, weak, and soft. But after a few days of hard training, proper recovery, and constant attention, my ♥♥♥♥ is absolute unit. It's thick, veins popping, and constantly pumping weight. My friends were shocked when I sent them pictures of my ♥♥♥♥ in a tiny top hat. If you want a hard, massive ♥♥♥♥, buy this immediately.

This game just feels too rudimentary for me to give it an upvote. The concept is simple, a desktop idler where you check in every now and then to upgrade/buy items to get more gains. Numbers go up over time, but this just feels too slow/gated with basically no other mechanics to add more spice to the game. This should have been free instead of costing money.