
An online 1-4 player co-op adventure where you experience the legendary struggle of getting to school as an Asian parent. Fight Tom, a psychopathic bear, defy physics, and survive the emotional damage from Tablo Escobar: an NPC who roasts you every time you fail.
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Reach School, Alive (Optional)
Join 3 friends to relive the legendary journey your parents bragged about. Climb vertical mountains, survive a highly questionable commute, and get to class before the bell rings.
School attendance is mandatory. Survival isn't. Get to school or bring shame to your family.
Face the Bear Who Identifies as a Cat
Humans love cats, but this one isn’t exactly a cat. It's a cat mask wearing bear that screams 'Meow' at players, spits on them, and oh yeah- has a literal flamethrower in his mouth.
The "Cat" is Back for more Friendly Games
The bear is back for a friendly game of Freeze Tag. Except if everyone freezes, you die. So rely on friends to unfreeze you. Then survive a totally fair snowball fight with the same bear.
Let Your Anger Out on Your Friends
Fed up with Tablo Escobar's 1,700+ unique lines of insulting dialogue? You can always use your buddies as stress relief punching bags.
Chill...
Take a break from the trauma. Admire the satisfying scenery, listen to the peaceful birds, and forget about the danger for a minute.
Features :
Online 1-4 Player Co-op & Offline Solo Play
Proximity Voice Chat
Tablo Escobar - Your personal bully with 1,700+ dialogues
9 “Sus” Collectibles with satisfying sound effects
Cat Mask Wearing Bear who spits on players
Snowball Fight - totally not rigged
Freeze Tag - if everyone freezes, everyone dies
The Crow Taxi - very questionable ride
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sb游戏
My ancestors' struggles were depicted to near perfection with this homage. You honour your bloodline, devs. I felt the pain of a hundred generations every time the pull up mechanic didn't kick in when I hit a ledge. However, it may be a skill issue due to having been away from the homeland for so long. My prowess fades with every day I spend on white territory.
This game is hot ♥♥♥♥ ai codes better than this the dev doesn't even speak english nor any other language and they have a small pp. I'm gonna kill myslef now becaus the game was so bad.
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Languages: English*, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese, Hindi*languages with full audio support
Hours played at review time, across 76 reviews with recorded playtime.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
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我觉得我是个sb要在半夜玩这个游戏
If this game was running for GOTY, I think it would win every award. The sex in this game is awesome. It's like trying to find something you don't know how to find. I can't believe asian parents had to go through this to get to school. Its like it was maybe... Ooooh like.. Maybe we will meet in a bar, We'll drive a funkey ehhhh. i think oliver tree made that song.
这玩意占用3.3个GB,一堆重复度高毫无变化的跑酷,一个怪可以拿来当三次boss 快跑
pretty fun game especially if you have friends to play with, Can be annoying at times when you try to jump and instead just walk off a cliff. If you escape the map you can also find crazy looking views. The game also runs great for me on the max settings. I also have a statue that you can find in game :)
神作,快来玩
the only place it felt like we were going to in this game is to the seventh layer of hell
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