Horse Magnifier: The Full Horse

I was brought to tears at least 3 times. The story is complex, and the gameplay refreshing. But really. Do you think horses have a soul?

this game changed my life

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literally the best game ever created. I do not lie when I say this is life changing. and by life changing. I mean. my life was changed. I spent almost 2 hours. playing a horse game. and if that doesn't mean my life was changed. then I don't know what does. because clearly. if I wasn't doing the same thing as I was doing before this game. then my life must have been changed. even slightly. however it was massively life changing in this case. as that time was spent playing horse magnifier. which is honestly the best use of time you could ever use your time for. in fact. I think the government should require people to play horse magnifier to pass like kindergarten or something. because I feel that if everyone had played horse magnifier, there would be less problems in the world. and I mean it. this game is that life changing. I'm no longer the same person I was before I played this game. not only is this game life changing, it's also not clickbait. you magnify horses. it's also only $3, which is honestly a steal. this should be like. $80. because you honestly can't get this kind of experience anywhere else. and it doesn't take too much of your time either. it gets its point across, and then it leaves you. it leaves you wanting more. but you won't get more, because the developers know there's only so much horse magnifying you can do before your mind breaks. in fact, seeing as I 100%ed it in under 2 hours, I could refund it. however, I will not. because, why would I refund something, if I got everything I could possibly have ever asked for out of it, and more? there is nothing more I could possibly want in life, than horse magnifier. if I was locked in a room. and the only thing I could do was play horse magnifier. for my entire life. I would probably be the happiest horse alive. this is quite possibly one of the greatest pieces of art ever created. and by quite possibly I mean it's the greatest piece of art created that is still preserved for sure, however it cannot be proven that there is not a greater piece of art that hasn't been preserved, or will be created in the future when you are reading this review. such as horse magnifier 2 for example. but yeah. I think I've gotten my point across. this is worth every penny. in fact it's worth more pennies. but well. yeah. goodbye, and don't forget to magnify horses.

just horsing around

Best $2.85 I've ever spent truly a wonderful equestrian experience a caballine masterpiece a work of art horse media reigns (get it?) supreme