Horny Haunts

I generally want to give a chance for actual, proper games on this platform when most games that seem to get attention are meme asset flips. Store page looked nice, like UI looks like the same font and icons you see in literally all unity games, but models and hand drawn art looked nice. But then you get the actual game... Immidiately, game defaults to Finnish, but makes no actual ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sense. In era of Google translate and all of the LLMs, you choose to machine translate your game with the worst and oldest chinese translator out there that takes words in literal sense without context and none of it makes any sense. One text literally says Moomins, finnish cartoon characters, are in the game but there's none. The actual gameplay, I started to play it like I need to find secrets and maybe ♥♥♥♥ enemies to overcome them. Nope, just run as fast as you can and avoid literally everything. Enviroments are randomly generated so most of them boild down to finding that one section where area continues and going into it. Then you die for random thing after couple rooms and just need to restart from beginning like, what? Why? This is now second game ever I have refunded on steam, first one was literally unplayable mess. The idea and art are there, that's why store page looks inviting, but the actual game is just, insulting.

Just barebones the game, like not even worth $5 kind of barebones. A huge disappointment compared to the other games the devs made, so very short and easy to beat..and the other content are just other versions of the same thing, so not very long as you can see with my playtime. And the animations...just bad. I hope the devs lock in next time and make something better, because this just seems like a halloween game that was released very early.

I love the art in this game but the time trial fog mode is either broken or rng based which makes it close to unbeatable without super good luck. if that were fixed then the game would be much more enjoyable to play.

eh

Artstyle is fine, I do like the idea of the game but damn it feels so hollow and empty. Dungeons are randomly generated, often making no sense at all. Barebones content and animations are really lacking too. No checkpoints so if you fail, you gotta restart all over again. It's boring and annoying to play, even for that price I can't recommend it. Disappointing because the other games were pretty unique and polished.

No checkpoints = No fun

This game was not fun not even the slightest, free itch games are better than this was and the 26mins wasted playing it.

i would recommend the game if it got more gay content or mainly a gay filter it very cute game tho

Was curious as to why this game was so negatively reviewed and i can definitely see why people think so. First the gameplay is not super in depth but I wasnt really expecting much going in, its pretty much just the gooners version of spelunky but with less mechanics and nothing super crazy with enemy interactions other than chain knockouts similar to spelunky. Alternate challenge modes to unlock other scenes are pretty challenging to beat but not in the way youd think, theres a bunch of bs bugs and stuff that I ran into like enemies being able to hit you mid-animation when exiting a level, or enemies being able to still hit you even if theyre knocked out and completely still in the "ragdoll" state. The sex scenes at the end are really uninteresting, nothing super crazy with minimal interactibility and barely any animations other than the ones you make by dragginy our cursor around. Id much prefer if they were premade animations intead of you making your own by flailing the mouse around, or just make said mouse mechanic more in depth and have more animations per scene. Music sounds stock but I dont really mind it. The character models are really nice besides some weird cell shading and clipping issues, also a lot of the models physics are way too dramatic and inaccurate to how genitalia and stuff would move, Im also a big fan of the bunny chick, she has the best scenes in the game imo. Huge fan of BigCozyOrcas work, though I think some more practice in game dev is a good recommendation, this isnt an absolute disaster of a first attempt though and is definitely better than a good amount of porn games, especially furry porn games that Ive played. Also sorry to the people on my friendlist that had to see me go through this and reveal how much of a massive furry gooner I am lmfao

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