Horny Haunts

Was curious as to why this game was so negatively reviewed and i can definitely see why people think so. First the gameplay is not super in depth but I wasnt really expecting much going in, its pretty much just the gooners version of spelunky but with less mechanics and nothing super crazy with enemy interactions other than chain knockouts similar to spelunky. Alternate challenge modes to unlock other scenes are pretty challenging to beat but not in the way youd think, theres a bunch of bs bugs and stuff that I ran into like enemies being able to hit you mid-animation when exiting a level, or enemies being able to still hit you even if theyre knocked out and completely still in the "ragdoll" state. The sex scenes at the end are really uninteresting, nothing super crazy with minimal interactibility and barely any animations other than the ones you make by dragginy our cursor around. Id much prefer if they were premade animations intead of you making your own by flailing the mouse around, or just make said mouse mechanic more in depth and have more animations per scene. Music sounds stock but I dont really mind it. The character models are really nice besides some weird cell shading and clipping issues, also a lot of the models physics are way too dramatic and inaccurate to how genitalia and stuff would move, Im also a big fan of the bunny chick, she has the best scenes in the game imo. Huge fan of BigCozyOrcas work, though I think some more practice in game dev is a good recommendation, this isnt an absolute disaster of a first attempt though and is definitely better than a good amount of porn games, especially furry porn games that Ive played. Also sorry to the people on my friendlist that had to see me go through this and reveal how much of a massive furry gooner I am lmfao

it's a game but it's such a short game that feels like it needs more things to it. Don't get wrong, having different endings sounds great but it feels like it needs to be longer and have more options like say checkpoints and scenes.

The protag is hot, but the intercourse shown is like watching marionettes rub up against each other. Its fun but it left me with a case of blue balls. Would also like to note that you can blow yourself by tapping on the down arrow key and get a quick game over. It doesn't serve any real purpose even if you're wanting a quick restart because you can just do that from the pause screen. More games should have useless features like this.

If you had saw this from a E621 advertisement, turn around. Not worth.

El juego es entretenido, parece un Spelunky pero porno. Hay escenas muy buenas, aunque deberian agregar mas enemigos y personajes. A veces se buguea y te jode la partida, pero si buscas un plataformero con el cual masturbarte, adelante.

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Spelunky but gay, the idea is nice but it needs a whole lot of polishing

A bit of an odd duck for a porn game. It's a platformer of a guy trying to find his girlfriend(?) in a haunted mansion for boink time. The mansion is filled with several hazards and monsters that will do their best to bone/drain you to keep you from your goal. The final reward of a handful of semi random stages is a 3D sex scene of varying quality. Most are good and you get different scenes depending on how you win in challenge runs or other ways. Look up a guide for a couple of them because they are hard to find otherwise. Did I like it? Yes. I think so anyway. Do I recommend it? Kinda? It's one of those hard to say who I would recommend this to. Furries would probably like a lot of what's here as well as well as something different to the usual puzzle games. To most others probably not but this is fine for what it is and I don't think $5 is too bad of an ask.

Really bad overall. You can't rebind the keys for the gamepad, there are very unfair enemys and there are absolurtely no invincibility frames. theres 3 levels of mansion before you get 3 levels of either graveyard or basement and the basement is far worse than graveyard. this is like spelunky difficulty but bad.

Мне понравилось. Веселые комбинации взаимодействий могут неожиданно убить тебя. И прикольно сыграть с измененными правилами. Было бы здорово добавить Co-op мультиплеер, что бы в этой каше прилетало другу. Добавить несколько новых уровней из нескольких новых комплектов ассетов и собрать вручную небольшую простую компанию с сюжетом, без рандома.