
Step into Grandma’s slippers and wreak havoc in this physics-driven comedy where nothing stays under control—and that’s exactly the point. Fart, flop, and fumble your way through a home that refuses to behave.
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You’re Grandma. You’ve got a to-do list, a surprise babysitting gig, and absolutely no idea what's going on. That’s a dangerous combo.

🍳 Chores! Like taking out the trash. Or summoning... something
🌀 2D minigames that get real weird, real fast
🏠 Three areas full of things you probably shouldn’t touch
👀 A bunch of bizarre characters who may or may not be human
🧓Be a Grandma on the edge (of understanding what’s happening)
🍼 Babysitting?! Technically, yes. Is it going well? No.

In Grandma, No!, you’ll wobble through three sandbox-y areas, poke everything that looks pokeable, and try to get stuff done-until it explodes, runs away, or turns into a sentient sandwich. Each “simple” task turns into a ridiculous 2D minigame, followed by more wandering, more weirdness, and more characters who definitely need therapy.
Taking out the trash may lead you somewhere unexpected, and cooking dinner could end up with more fire than flavour. Just when things start to calm down, BOOM — something weirder crashes the party.
No big quests. No emotional arcs (well, maybe one). Just raw, chaotic Grandma energy.
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Languages: English*, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Portuguese - Brazil, Portuguese - Portugal, Russian, Simplified Chinese +2 more
Engagement
Hours played at review time, across 44 reviews with recorded playtime.
Reviews
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Honestly, played this a while ago and it is a blast! So many random things happen that are just funny. Embrace the chaos :D
Эта игра дарит массу положительных эмоций и изобилует юмористическими моментами. Порой происходящее достигает поистине абсурдных масштабов, но именно это не дает заскучать ни на минуту. Я нисколько не пожалел о времени, проведенном за этой игрой, и настоятельно рекомендую ее к прохождению.
Бабуля
This game doesn't take itself serious. If you love childish humor and having fun then this game is for you. I loved every part of this game and wanted more.
Забавная игра, мне понравилось. Бабуля лучшая.
Крутая, ненапряжная и смешная игра. Проходится за 3 часа. Советую!
Played this on stream and it was peak unhinged comedy. This game had chat absolutely howling—every time Grandma did something cursed, my whole screen exploded with laugh emotes. The pacing is quick, the humor lands every time, and the chaos somehow keeps escalating in ways you never see coming. It’s one of those games where you swear you’ll “behave” and then suddenly you’re causing mayhem with the sweetest old lady alive. Perfect for short, loud, laughter-filled streams.
Chaotic game. Full completion in the time I have on this review at posting (2.6 hours) - so keep that in mind. I picked this game up for under $5 and I fully feel I got my moneys worth. I love crazy ideas like this in games and this one was executed with so much obvious love. If you want to sit and have a "what the heck just happened" couple hours, pick it up.
A short but fun little games with weird characters, i think this could be quite a fun games with parents and kids playing together
I LOVE BEING A GRANDMA
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