
Step into Grandma’s slippers and wreak havoc in this physics-driven comedy where nothing stays under control—and that’s exactly the point. Fart, flop, and fumble your way through a home that refuses to behave.
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Prices
The United States storefront in every case, so this compares stores and not countries.
Discounts
Every price cut of more than 20% we have observed, in each market that quoted one, with this game's chart position on either side of it. These are episodes, not a model: a sale is one event, and one event cannot tell you what the next one will do.
Reviews, worldwide (the counter carries no country): 0/day in the week to Aug 29 → 0.14/day in the week after.
For scale, across Steam · Top Sellers · Brazil over the last 30 days: the 26 chart moves that followed a price cut of more than 20% went a median of 7 places towards #1, and the 2,400 moves with no price cut behind them went 2 away. One store, one chart, one country — it is the only place we have enough observations to say even that.
Prices outside the United States have been collected since 6 August 2026 and chart positions since 19 July 2026, so a cut older than that has no market to compare and a market that joined later has no history yet. Nothing here is converted between currencies.
About
You’re Grandma. You’ve got a to-do list, a surprise babysitting gig, and absolutely no idea what's going on. That’s a dangerous combo.

🍳 Chores! Like taking out the trash. Or summoning... something
🌀 2D minigames that get real weird, real fast
🏠 Three areas full of things you probably shouldn’t touch
👀 A bunch of bizarre characters who may or may not be human
🧓Be a Grandma on the edge (of understanding what’s happening)
🍼 Babysitting?! Technically, yes. Is it going well? No.

In Grandma, No!, you’ll wobble through three sandbox-y areas, poke everything that looks pokeable, and try to get stuff done-until it explodes, runs away, or turns into a sentient sandwich. Each “simple” task turns into a ridiculous 2D minigame, followed by more wandering, more weirdness, and more characters who definitely need therapy.
Taking out the trash may lead you somewhere unexpected, and cooking dinner could end up with more fire than flavour. Just when things start to calm down, BOOM — something weirder crashes the party.
No big quests. No emotional arcs (well, maybe one). Just raw, chaotic Grandma energy.
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Add-ons
Each DLC is estimated with the same model as a game, then summed — a modeled figure, not reported DLC sales.
Sums Steam only; Epic publishes no volume signal, so the true total is higher by an unknown amount.
| Store | Price | Audience | Score | Chart | Est. revenue |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
SteamYou are here | $14.99 | 135reviews | 87% | — | $27.6K |
| $14.99 | — | — | — | not modelled |
Matched by title — a reused name can pair the wrong games. * is a critic aggregate. Prices and positions are each store's United States storefront; Epic charts worldwide. Audience and Score too, except Steam's, which is worldwide.
Engagement
Reviews
Themes across 54 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
Reviews
Very funny but super short. I beat it in less than 4 hours and I believe that is counting time paused or being afk.
grandma has gun granad babby but couldent kill babby :( but still good game:)
Отличная игра на вечер. Она поднимает многие философские вопросы бытия, а также является примером нестандартной головоломки с примесью шутера от 3-го лица и психологического триллера. Самое то для семейного просмотра!
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All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English*, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Portuguese - Brazil, Portuguese - Portugal, Russian, Simplified Chinese +2 more
Hours played at review time, across 54 reviews with recorded playtime.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
This is a cute little game. The various tasks Grandma must perform are incredibly simple. This game isn't about challenge but about the humor and absurdity involved with the simplest of daily tasks for Grandma. The hardest part of the game is that there are ??? mystery side tasks in each section of the game that the player must discover on their own instead of being told what to do as with the other tasks. These mystery tasks are rarely obvious and are only discovered by experimenting with how to use various objects in the environment creatively. As a grown man, I was mildly amused by this very short game. But frankly I think young children would enjoy this game the most. Particularly if you can get this at discount and are looking for kid-appropriate games, this game is at least worth considering. If you're an adult, this game probably isn't for you. It would be at best mediocre. If you're a child, it would probably be a nice diversion for a couple of hours. But in either case, I don't see much replay value. It's one of those games that once you've put in a couple of hours and finished it, you'll likely never play it again. On a technical note, I played this on Linux with a low-end PC circa 2012. It ran slow as Christmas until I added -dx11 to the game's launch parameters in Steam. After adding that launch option, it ran perfectly fine at full speed. I don't know if this will be an issue on Windows, but all Unreal Engine 5 games I have tried run unplayably slowly on Linux without this parameter. I hate to give a thumbs-down because the game isn't particularly bad, but I honestly wouldn't recommend it for anyone over maybe the age of 7 or so.
Is ein ultra lustiges Game, spielt es!
Симулятор милой бабули, можно делать что захочешь так ещё и гоняешь игру со скинами, ну и саундтреки прикольные и весёлые, жаль только что у разработчиков нет официального канала на youtube с саундтреками
https://youtu.be/7q-eYXJes7k Whatever the thread of humor this game is attempt pull on, it's not done in a compelling way.
cool game but it runs on 30fps for me (i think) when it was made for 60, and the problem with that is the game doesn't use deltatime so it runs 2x slower for me.
Grandma, No! is a colourful and humorous game about completing tasks/mini-games and finding hidden ones too through experimentation. You get 3 areas: living room, kitchen and backyard. You will also meet charming characters throughout the game. Those characters are all fully voiced and they're done excellently. The game has gorgeous graphics, filled with personality, objects to interact with and colours. The hidden tasks were very fun to figure out and were never frustrating. The controls are unusual (with a controller) but they work with this game. Personally, I expected the baby to play a bigger role (based on the trailer) and I was slightly worried about the baby being annoying. But it was more at the background and only cried once which was 1 task to complete. I do have 2 cons to share. Sometimes, objects get mixed and it makes it harder to find what you need, especially in the backyard. That is a nitpick though and it rarely causes issues. What I'm more worried about is the game's price in relation to what you're getting. Don't get me wrong, what you're getting is top notch. But you're getting 2.5-3 hours AT MOST including getting all the achievements for around 15 euros. You can easily complete the main game within 1 hour if you focus on it and don't care about doing everything. The game brought me lots of joy, I can definitely recommend it if you're looking for something silly in a fun way. But the game would have been better off if it costed around 10 euros. I'd get it on sale, it's also a very good bundle game. Most of the achievements require you to complete all the tasks. There are some specific actions but most should come naturally.
Pretty fun collect-a-thon game. Easy physics, tons of funny dialogues and characters. Short and satisfying Thank you
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