Goat Simulator

Galicia simulator

que mas divertido que ser una cabra que mata personas

я казел😎

Просто огонь. Настолько угарный и крутой игры надо ещё поискать.

---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☑ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☑ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☑ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☑ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☐ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☑ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Game Size }--- ☐ Floppy Disk ☑ Old Fashioned ☐ Workable ☐ Big ☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☑ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☐ No Story ☑ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☑ Average ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☐ Worth the price ☑ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☑ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☑ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10

Mesmo com pouco tempo de gameplay, gostaria de pedir minhas sinceras desculpas ao danos causados. Em momento de euforia acabei: -Explodindo posto de gasolina -Derrubando pessoas inocentes (que bem provavelmente deveriam estar odiando estar no mesmo lugar que eu) -Quebrando todos os móveis por completo das casas e ainda por cima entrando destruindo janelas -Participei de brigas de cabra clandestina com presenças ilustres -Sai fazendo ''Beeeeee'' por aí -Voando por todo canto da cidade e entre outras coisas que prefiro não mencionar para não manchar minha imagem Jogo bem engraçado, paguei 7,43 e consegui me divertir por um tempinho KKKKKKKKKKKKKK Se tiver no precinho vale seu investimento

this game is such a dumb fun ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but in a good way; there is so much ♥♥♥♥ happening all at once, and it's one of the best satirical media I've ever laid my eyes on. If you just want to ♥♥♥♥ around and have dumb fun for a couple of hours, I recommend you play this game. also don't be fooled by my hours; I was literally addicted to this game back then. I have like a combined total of 7,000 hours on my Xbox 360 and Xbox one, i have all achievements and goat trophies on both consoles, and I literally skipped school almost every day to the point where I was fined for truancy just to have more time to play the game.

si por que me gusta patear a las personas xd