
GlitchSPANKR is a comedy-driven narrative adventure full of secrets, chaos, minigames, and unexpected choices. Spank, spare, or smooch your way through a corrupted 90s game haunted by a lonely, unstable virus. Every level is different. Every choice matters. Your future is in your wiggly hand.
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Every price cut of more than 20% we have observed, in each market that quoted one, with this game's chart position on either side of it. These are episodes, not a model: a sale is one event, and one event cannot tell you what the next one will do.
Reviews, worldwide (the counter carries no country): 0.29/day in the week to Sep 8 → 0.43/day in the week after.
Reviews, worldwide (the counter carries no country): 0.14/day in the week to Jul 26 → 0.14/day in the week after.
For scale, across Steam · Top Sellers · Brazil over the last 30 days: the 26 chart moves that followed a price cut of more than 20% went a median of 7 places towards #1, and the 2,400 moves with no price cut behind them went 2 away. One store, one chart, one country — it is the only place we have enough observations to say even that.
Prices outside the United States have been collected since 6 August 2026 and chart positions since 19 July 2026, so a cut older than that has no market to compare and a market that joined later has no history yet. Nothing here is converted between currencies.
About
This game is "Safe For Work", generally rated as ages 13+! While there is a theme of Spankin', it's all in fun, get your mind out of the gutter!
You're a 12 year old gamer in the 90's. You snuck your Mom's forbidden game, Big Booty Slapper 6, onto your dusty bedroom PC while she was asleep. But when you boot it up, something’s wrong. A shapeshifting virus named Spunk has taken over, and he's eating your precious game from the inside out.
Armed with GlitchSPANKR antivirus software (and a floppy pink hand on a stick), dive into corrupted worlds of broken code where every level plays differently to hunt the virus.
But Spunk isn’t just a villain, he’s lonely, unstable, and might just hold the future of the world in his non-existent hands. You can destroy him. You can befriend him. You might even.... fall in love?
Choose your path, unlock hidden endings, customize your SpankStick, decorate your digital HQ, and maybe even save your game from total deletion. Or don’t. Your future is in your floppy, flailing hand.
Your trusty weapon is a floppy pink hand on a bendy metal rod, and it's got one job: spank everything. Use it to solve problems, punish viruses, and destroy almost anything in your path. It wiggles. It whistles when you whip it around. It breaks stuff.
With physics-based smacking and destructin’, almost everything is breakable or interactive. Is your hand wet? Find an air blower. On fire? That’s your problem now. Lights, furniture, emotions: smack that crap outta here. Especially that talking toilet.
Every decision reshapes the story. Will you try to destroy Spunk for corrupting your beloved Big Booty Slapper 6? Spare him and try building a friendship? Or follow your instincts into something you were never meant to find?
GlitchSPANKR features fully branching paths with wildly different levels, mechanics, secrets, and endings. Hunt him. Love him. Regret everything. Then start over and choose differently. You might even stumble upon a deeper conspiracy along the way. 
Secret folders. Forgotten levels. Strange messages buried beneath the code. GlitchSPANKR is packed with things the virus doesn’t want you to find.
Complete challenges, collect loot, and unlock new customizations for your SpankStick. Decorate your SPANKR HQ, show off trophies, and maybe, just maybe, uncover the real reason the virus is devouring your game.
Unlock weird furniture, customize your SpankStick at the Spankulator 9000, collect rare loot and questionable trophies. Then bring them all home to SPANKR HQ. It’s your customizable clubhouse, your digital bedroom, and your memory vault rolled into one.
Display your secrets. Lovingly spank your unlocked pets. Blast your favorite unlockable songs. Choose your outdoor backgrounds. Visit the Fan Art Gallery (and submit your own). This is your safe space… probably. Just avoid that scary evil demon door in the basement.
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Reviews
Themes across 49 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
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One of the dumbest best games I have ever played! I literally started playing this game as a joke, and then the plot just kept getting more interesting. Choice-matter games are probably my favorite genre, and this game is insanely underrated. In my opinion, it’s a very funny game with a good storyline as well as puzzles. I would definitely recommend it to people who are more open to trying out new things and are actually bored. I still haven’t even 100% completed it, and I’m still trying to, but some levels were actually kind of scary, which was very unexpected and I loved every second of this game.
it's ok, it's one of these "self aware" games, it does everything you think it's going to do + the game is polished overall, I didn't notice any bugs + the game is full voice acted + good quality of life game design where you can quickly and easily locate the branching storyline decisions and replay them - the game has so many breaks that interrupt the rhythm, I wish it didn't use the mini stage game design - the game is talky to a fault! cutting maybe half the dialogue would have benefited the game greatly - some stages are clearly are there to extend the play time - some of the "one stage" gameplay elements feels janky and frustrating this game would have hit hard if it was released in 2010, but sadly most of the ideas here are already present in the genre, it's not a bad iteration but not an amazing one either
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Languages: English**languages with full audio support
Hours played at review time, across 49 reviews with recorded playtime.
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Enjoyed it ALOT more then I thought I would. For a Completionist as myself. Was fun to find all the secrets. Some jokes yes fall stale. Its nice I can skip stuff with Q
Great game, except in the level Apologies [spoiler] one of the secret terminals the word "effect" is used instead of "affect," [/spoiler] which is honestly a game breaking, irreverent, unforgivable, purulent, immersion breaking, pixel jorking, pants-sh*ttingly DIABOLICAL misuse of the English written langue. -100/10 If the dev fixes this I will change my review and make Spunk fanart.
amazing game for the price. one of my favorites so far this year
Glitchspankr is a bizarre yet *highly entertaining* game. This gloriously unhinged absurdist 90s glitchpunk fever dream throws you into a nonstop whirlwind of creativity, packed with a massive variety of minigames, wild options, and completely different playstyles to discover and master. Only an hour in and all I can really say is that I've been having an absolute blast so far, and I'm nowhere near done. There's *loads* more content waiting to be explored, and I can't wait to dive deeper into this wonderfully weird world.
Really am enjoying the game. It has story, lore, mini games, secrets and heavy 90's vibes. If you like conkers bad fur day then you will enjoy this. Each line to an ending has its own story, and the lore is hidden in almost every level in each branch. I still have a few endings to find but I will say it is totally worth playing.
This game looks good on paper, but is unfrortunately pretty bad in reality. It has fun retro graphics, fun looking varying envirinment in the trailer, explorable base you can repair, promises humor and absurdity - just everything i would normally love in a game. But it turns out that the level design, while colorful, is actually pretty dull, the humor is trying but only sometimes lands, and it's mostly actual gameplay mechanics that tank this. You are just walking around rooms, having to click on random items in order to destroy them with a stick, with occasional minigame in between. It is not fun after 30 minutes and there is not much creativity in level design. In games like jazzpunk that this thing is compared to, the actual levels were incredibly creative and the humor was part of the clever level design, here it relies on mostly awkward monologue of your virus and while the levels are many they are basically just a different shape of a room where you just click-to-win on things without a thought. Every time i came back to it (tried it twice) i was just feeling i was doing some chore and felt bad for not doing something else or not spending time on a different game. Stopped playing it in 1/4 and decided i will spend my time elsewhere. Very pissed at people who compared this to the conkers bad fur day or jazzpunk in the reviews - NOT EVEN CLOSE. This is like comparing a toast bread to a truffle steak.
more people should play this game such a great game its one of my favorites now
this is my new favorite game it is a 10/10 honestly i hope they keep making games like this
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