Funk of Titans

I am 32 years old. My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and we adopted our son together. Both are now 4 years old. When we were going through our separation, I felt lost and unhappy. I was self-destructive. One day, I was so angry with everything spiraling out of control that I punched a concrete wall in a moment of overwhelming emotion. This resulted in breaking my fifth metacarpal in my right hand—the hand I worked with, played games with, and used to carry my children to bed—the hand I desperately needed to ensure I could continue providing. Upon learning the severity of the self-inflicted damage, I became almost suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man, with no history of depression or anxiety. I had never experienced anger outbursts, nor was I the type to break down and cry, but I was in a tough situation that truly prevented me from seeing the light on the other side. With nothing better to do, I looked for a game I could play WITH ONE HAND while recovering. Somehow, I stumbled upon this game and read some of the comments. I decided it was worth a try... I must admit I didn't beat the game, nor did I play as much as some of you. In fact, I may have played this game for only a day or two. That being said, after doing so, I had a new joy and hope for life. I managed to leave behind the pain and suffering that had been thrust upon me. I could experience the joy and happiness of other people. I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥ minutes listening to this music, long enough to realize that I would be okay. After realizing this, I turned off the game and went back to work. My hand hurt a lot, but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so sorry for myself and became the father I needed to be at that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving like. Today, I am close friends with the mother of my children. We don't fight, argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents and friends. Now I have 3 children. My third child is, wait, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my separation, and we just unexpectedly stumbled into each other's lives. We have been dating for a year and are very happy together. Moral of the story: you never know what life has in store for you, and if I had given up when all odds were against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that. Thank you.

I'm a little torn by this game, On one hand, it's a decent "Runner" in the sense that if you don't know many Runner games it might be a good one to start. It's modestly challenging but you'll breeze through and 100% it quickly. None of the achievements require a lot of investment into playing the game. On the other... it's a decent "Runner" if you haven't played any other runner that's far better. For $6.99 USD it's really not a difficult selling point. But that's not exactly what leaves me torn about this game. It's the big elephant in the room - the theme. The theme is supposed to be referencing Blaxploitation Films, and it does... sorta. If anything I feel like a few guys go together and said "Lets make it ancient greek but theme it Black, and Funk...and not really do any research into any of these topics beyond some service level understanding." Most of the music is actually just Disco, the Stereotypes are crafted from someone who probably never understood the source material of where it comes from. Just "Hey lets make a black guy with an afro look excited and way Awh Yeah" a bunch and just make Zeus look like Samuel L Jackson and call it a day. Ultimately you end up with what feels like someone putting a tasteless Halloween costume on a game and trying to pass it off as a joke when confronted about it. Like the same energy as a white suburban middle aged soccer mom, "talking jive" to her Son's black friend on their way home from practice who lives 3 houses down in the same gated community. She's convinced she's being a cool mom and showing her "Hood" side, but this is Sacremento CA - and the two kids are getting more embarrassed by the moment. She's not malicious by any stretch of the imagination, but her understanding of the Black Community almost entirely came from taking old Chappelle Show skits to heart. Potentially offensive stereotypical stuff aside, once you complete the levels each world has a mid and final boss - both which are just absurdly easy QT Event Challenges that don't really sync to anything going on in the game itself. Most of the time you probably won't be noticing what the characters are doing as the button presses take priority and don't align to what's actually happening. Once you beat the last boss the game just ends with a small cut scene and finishes, like a disappointing conclusion on Prom night after months of preparation. It just feels like it ended early with no real sense of climax or accomplishment especially because the last boss is about as difficult as the first boss... which wasn't difficult at all. Maybe there is a part of me that lives in denial, thinking "Man, there has to be a good game in here somewhere" and I'm sure there is. Maybe that's what drove me to 100% Completion, I wanted to believe there was more to this game - but ultimately 100% completion just left me feeling even more unsatisfied.

有卡 有成就 没中文 泰坦放克 珀尔修斯是天选之子…… 而且精通放克功夫！ 放克是众神之乐。众神之父宙斯创造了它，并将其分享给整个宇宙。自诞生之初，人类便伴着放克乐曲歌舞，感谢宙斯赐予这份恩赐。 可如今，异教泰坦们创造出流行、摇滚、说唱等其他曲风，并用这些音乐蛊惑人类，把他们变成只会盲目跳舞的无脑仆从。 危难之际，宙斯召唤了他的儿子、放克斗士珀尔修斯，前去迎战并击败泰坦。操控珀尔修斯，穿越流行、摇滚、说唱三大世界，横跨四十多个充满古希腊神话色彩的关卡。收集各式头盔与武器，挑战奖励关卡，驾驭天马迈向荣耀。唯有一种音乐能够留存 —— 而放克，正是属于众神的乐章。 四十余个关卡 超带感的平台跳跃玩法 放克功夫、古希腊、众神与半神 击败流行、摇滚、说唱，夺回放克之乐 驾驭你的酷炫天马

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Игра с древнегреческой темой имеет технические и игровые проблемы: медленное управление, отсутствие перевода на русский. Атмосфера Древней Греции передана хорошо, но управление не всегда точное. Графика спорная. Игра требует улучшений.

Cute platformer, fun to play easy to learn.

With graphics that would look at home on a PS2 and gameplay that makes Paw Patrol: On a Roll look sophisticated, this is definitely one to skip. Seriously, if you're accustomed to pushing more than one button more often than once every 2 seconds, you're overqualified for this game. The premise makes no sense, there are lots of occasions where it looks like the devs just slapped in leftover assets to round out the game world, and in a game with the faintest hint of a mythological bent they managed to misspell "mythological". The only positive I can think of for this game is that the achievements were fairly easy to obtain. Other than that, not a lot of reason to give this one any of your time or money.

6/10 I found this game years ago while looking for PS Vita games. Somehow it combines several genres I HATE…and creates something I enjoyed! 🤣 Its an autorunner, set with greek mythology combined with music themes. Voice actor sounds like Jack Black, though I dont believe it is. The mid bosses are quick-time-events, the bosses are DDR style quick time events. The bonus stages are Flappy Bird-esque in nature. The levels, secrets and bonuses were fun. Overall was a fun, creative jaunt.

Do you need a new Donkey Kong Country, but also need to let the beat... drrrrrop? does this blacksploitation platformer have the cowbell for you. Good Times will be had, your lip will curl with the funky funky monster sounds getting your neck groove on. Well worth the 10-15 hours to 100%

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