
in this game u play as Fuck and u get to use crappy weapons and talk to horrible NPCs and find the bible crystals and explore my game and find secrets and play further to see what the next part of the game is
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Uhhhhggg this is such a BOYS game and it makes me do a bunch of BOYS stuff like watch ChickenTV and eat MeatDogs and its all Toilet Humor!! Why am I being forced to play this crap that doesn't even have rich story mechanics???
okay yeah what the FUCk is this!! i bought the game thinking i could Jack-Off to it but instead i gotta move around a bunch of shit and use this stupid ass sword that barely works?? like broooo i just wanna Jack!!
IVE TRIED KILLING THIS BOSS LIKE 13 TIMES AND I CANT FUCKING DO IT. THIS GAME WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME HORNY BUT INSTEAD THERES NO BOOBS AT ALL I JUST KEEP DYING NONSTOP!!! TOTAL RNG NONSENSE. EVERY NEW ITEM I GET DOES SOME BULLSHIT THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME HAVING SEX.
this game has secrets for the player to uncover thanks to careful consideration from the developer
i can NOT believe that some GUY made this...maybe some KID or some ASSHOLE but some GUY? this is too IMMATURE for me to believe that...i wont accept anything that conflicts with my existing worldview and this is the worst day of my life.
u can hear music from beloved genres like "Minimalist", "Semi-Ironic Blues", "Ambient", "Horror"
sooooo wtf... theres like 2 characters in this game that have consistent and unique personalities...all the rest are the same generic fucking idiot who talks like all the other ones. even the unique ones are straight up dumb as fuck. every npc in this game is more stupid and pointless than my coworkers.
I could not be more annoyed by this poor excuse for a Product.
this game is based on the classics
I purchased this game and encountered a Software Bug affecting the game's mechanics. I will be requesting a refund through Steam.
i played this game so i can tell u what it is. it is just a useless cartoon. it is not realistic very much.
I asked the developer why he created an icy platforming section and he told me to go fuck myself.
i remember when i was 3 years old my PeePaw farted and i laughed for ever!! now that im 17 he does it and i get mad for ever!! fart is stupid so why does this game have it all the time?? i dont like fart so why did they put that in this game???
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All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English**languages with full audio support
Engagement
Hours played at review time, across 46 reviews with recorded playtime.
Reviews
Themes across 46 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
Reviews
If you've got $5, 5+ hours to kill and an extreme tolerance (or perhaps even deep love) for toilet humor, don't pass this game up. It's pretty fun from start to finish (minus those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lock-picking minigames) and is genuinely worth an afternoon if you need a good laugh. Old Newgrounds-tier jokes aside, the gameplay is comparable to that seen in older Zelda titles like Link's Awakening. Travel around the world, find a dungeon, acquire new power-ups, and kill a boss: the quintessential Zelda gameplay loop. This also includes stuff like heart pieces to collect, secret areas to discover that contain unique powerups, and some weird form of currency to collect that can be used to buy new items or top off limited-use items.
This is easily the best LoZ game since The Legend of Zorlda: A Wank at the Post
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best
better than ♥♥♥♥'s Quest I
this game is ♥♥♥♥♥-QUEST 2 i think???
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