Front Page Sports Football

I would like to say that firstly I received this game as a gift from someone who thought I wouldn't like it. That being said. I didn't like it. Here is why: It's hard to describe how much not a game that it is. There is virtually no gameplay aside from clicking dialogue boxes. You would be better off playing an excel spreadsheet than this. There was no tutorial, making it exceedingly difficult for someone like me who has little or no knowledge of how to manage a football team. I can't say that it's something that I have much experience in in my life. Maybe if you were an actual football manager in real life you might be able to glean some form of information from the cryptic, poorly written, pull down menus. Prior to the game you train your team which has a random chance of completely being removed on suspension due to drugs. This happened a lot. The games consist of what is essentially those old vibrating football games. There is little to know strategy on what is essentially a strategy based game. You cannot control your players and you cannot directly influence the game in the least bit. When you are playing the entire field is in a tiny little window even on full screen. The only functional difference between full screen and windowed is that full screen takes up your entire screen with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ blurred out picture of what is presumably a football field and doesn't allow you to have any other desktop applications you can redily access. I had to wait an hour for the game that I couldn't play to finish so that I could find out what happened next but thankfully the godsend of a crash allowed me to be free from the purgatory that is Front Page Sports Football. What a horribly programmed, overwhelmingly mismade, pile of monkey spit. I hope the developers stub their toes occasionally and know the reason that they do is because they released this horrible plague upon the world. Dear Devs: Why did you do this?