
The most detailed cottage experience. Live as a regular Finnish man and enjoy the summer. Play relaxed: go to the sauna, get drunk and grill food. Play how you want: make moonshine, become a burglar and turbocharge your moped.
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About
Begin the summer as the peak male form: Seppo, a middle-aged Finnish man. Enjoy relaxing in the beautiful countryside with some grilling, beer and sauna.
Or establish your moonshine empire, become a burglar and turbocharge your moped.






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Reviews
hauska peli ainakin kavereiden kaa
perkele
Finnish Cottage Simulator – 8/10 This game is honestly a lot of fun. Just sitting around smoking cigarettes, getting drunk on beer, and screwing around with all the random quests is such a stupid but entertaining experience. The game has that goofy Finnish countryside vibe where you can just mess around and see what happens. The quests are fun, the characters are weird as hell, and there’s always something dumb to do. It’s definitely not a serious game, and that’s exactly why I like it. If you enjoy games where you can just ♥♥♥♥ around, drink some beer, smoke a cigarette, and cause trouble, you’ll probably have a good time with this. 8/10 – Finnish countryside chaos simulator. (Gifted by balder)
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Languages: English, Finnish*, Portuguese - Brazil, Japanese, Polish, Simplified Chinese*languages with full audio support
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vitun hyvä
havent played this game much
tämä peli on aika hyvä
hyvää peli
näyttö ei tomi kunnolla kun koskin asetuksiin ja sitä ei saa pois muuten hyvä 4.5/5
aivan saatanan accurate versio oikeesta mökki elämästä
Todella rasistinen peli. Pelissä huudetaan n sanaa ja sisältää KKK klaanin. En suosittele kenellekkään!
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