Find My Wiener

Worth it!

found this because of game grumps, find my wiener has definitely changed a LOT since that video, so it was really neat to explore a more fleshed out version of the game. very silly game, i personally love that it's basically 90% pngs and 100% ♥♥♥♥ references. honestly my only issue is that you can't turn the music off permanently. every time you are taken back to the home screen after a win, it resets and turns the music back on. obviously i just muted the entire game on my computer, but i do miss hearing my wiener. idk why i am so obsessed with this game, but i do think its a game worth the two bucks. and definitely a game i'm going to buy for my friends. the world need to find my wiener.

Ive been searching. Under every rock and in every crevice. I do not remember what my wife looks like. I missed my sons graduation. I have been looking for my wiener for so long now, but I fear I will never find it.

In the vast labyrinth of existence, where the threads of fate intertwine, one may stumble upon the enigma of a lost weiner. Is it merely a physical object misplaced in the folds of reality, or does it symbolize something deeper? Perhaps the lost weiner represents our own yearning for meaning, our search for purpose in a chaotic universe. We wander through the corridors of existence, seeking that elusive truth, hoping to reclaim what was once ours. But what if the weiner is not lost at all? What if it is intentionally hidden, concealed by cosmic forces beyond our comprehension? In this cosmic game of hide-and-seek, we grapple with questions that transcend the mundane. Is the weiner a metaphor for lost innocence, a longing for simpler times? Or does it signify our primal desires, buried beneath layers of societal norms? Lost, yet sought after. Hidden, yet yearned for. The weiner becomes a paradox, a riddle whispered by the cosmos itself. And so, we continue our quest, tracing the constellations of existence, hoping to find that which eludes us. For in the search for the lost weiner, we discover fragments of our own souls, scattered across the cosmic expanse. Perhaps, just perhaps, the weiner was never lost. It was merely waiting for us to recognize its significance—to unravel the mystery and embrace the absurdity. Perhaps, the weiner we seek was inside us all along. And so we journey, guided by starlight, fueled by curiosity, in pursuit of our lost weiner—a quest that transcends time, space, and mustard preferences. (Disclaimer: This existential exploration is purely imaginative and not meant to be taken literally. Any resemblance to actual weiners, lost or otherwise, is purely coincidental.)

I need help finding my wiener its too difficult for me (:

epic

有成就 没中文 寻找我的腊肠犬 《寻找我的腊肠犬》是一款画风童趣的手绘冒险游戏，开启一场既正经又略带滑稽的寻宠之旅：找回离家出走的腊肠犬。 它不只是一只走失的宠物，更是你形影不离的挚友，独自踏上了属于自己的冒险旅途。游戏融合趣味幽默、温情治愈与野外搜寻的刺激感。你是否准备好响应召唤，找回你的腊肠犬？ 广阔场景探索 穿越广袤的手绘自然地貌，从茂密森林、松林秘境，到蘑菇林地、开阔平原与缤纷花海。每一根青草随风摇曳，处处藏着惊喜与秘密，说不定你的长条腊肠犬就躲在其中。 排行榜与成就 解锁全新难度挑战，不断刷新最快寻宠纪录，冲上排行榜，证明你是最强寻犬达人。游玩途中还可解锁趣味满满的 Steam 成就。 增益道具与趣味设定 各类奇葩增益效果与搞笑负面状态，让寻宠之旅充满混乱趣味： 茄子增幅 —— 放大腊肠犬体型，更容易发现目标。 热狗玩具 —— 指引小狗所在方位。 随地排便 —— 没错，游戏里可以随地排便。 蓝球弹射 —— 将你随机向四周高空弹射。 还有更多离奇彩蛋等你来发掘。 外观装扮、远古秘宝及更多玩法 引爆火焰轰碎树木，收集稀有秘宝改写世界规则，解锁各式装扮为腊肠犬换新造型。 搞怪王冠、隐藏秘宝能力等彩蛋遍布各处，让整段冒险充满未知与惊喜。

Rewriting my review. Change made to Rock Hard made it way better.

10/10 Found my wiener

It seems like the dev really cares and while its still not for me i have to respect the afford being put in. Because of this i'm going to change my review to being positive. Please ignore my old review, as it is no longer representative of the game in its current state. Old Review: No proper settings, feels incredibly laggy (especially the mouse controls) and overall not that interesting. It's an ok joke game i guess, but due to the issues it has, it is just not that fun.