少女妖精弹珠台 Elf Girl Pinball

If there was truly a "golden age" before then the date of release on this game signifies an age richer than gold, more wonderful than the stars, more boundless than the human spirit. thank you elf girl pinball for giving me eyes in an age where most are blinded by ego.

7.5/10. It gets extra points for being a unique gameplay flavor in the visual novel-crowded H-game space. There's practically no dialog in the game at all, just, 'here's a pinball machine where you get to smack the ball into the T&A of the elf girls, and activate special effects that strip them, tease them, etc'. There's also a really healthy amount of unlockable animations that are all beautifully smooth and stylish. My big complaint is that you would need to play a LOT of pinball to unlock everything in the game, and the pinball itself is pretty simplistic, so there's just not enough staying power to make me want to do all that. Luckily, if you start any H animation and let it sit for a few hours, you collect coins exponentially faster by the girl's bar filling up, so I just did that to unlock all the content and then enjoyed the animations before putting it down. If you actually like pinball, though, get the DLC, because it takes the game from having one actual pinball table to two, and gives twice as many H animations, for a tiny bump in price.