Dumb Cartel
Build your ridiculous criminal empire in a chaotic low-poly city. Craft, trade, betray your friends and become filthy rich in the dumbest way possible.
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About the game
Welcome to Dumb Cartel.
A chaotic multiplayer sandbox where nothing is serious, everything is broken, and your only goal is simple:
Get rich. By any dumb means necessary.
BUILD YOUR (VERY QUESTIONABLE) EMPIRE
Start from nothing and grow your shady business:
Craft illegal goods using ridiculous methods (yes, even 3D printers)
Trade, sell, and expand your operations
Turn your tiny setup into a full-blown underground empire
PLAY SOLO OR BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS
Play alone or with others in a persistent online world
Team up… or stab your friends in the back when it gets profitable
Trust is optional. Chaos is guaranteed.
A DUMB, LIVING CITY
Explore a colorful low-poly city filled with:
Weird NPCs with absurd behavior
Vehicles to mess around with
Emergent chaos everywhere
CHAOS IS JUST GETTING STARTED
Fight, run, or create total mayhem
Police system coming soon 👀
More mechanics added every week
A GAME DRIVEN BY THE COMMUNITY
This game is built with its players:
Join the Discord
Vote on upcoming features
Suggest your own insane ideas
You’re not just playing the game — you’re helping create it.
🚧 EARLY ACCESS / ALPHA
Free Alpha version
Constant updates (at least once a week)
Expect bugs, weirdness, and unfinished systems
FEATURES
Online multiplayer sandbox (persistent world)
Solo & co-op gameplay
Business management (chaotic edition)
Crafting system
Vehicles
Funny NPCs
Player betrayal mechanics (in development)
Regular content updates