
WELCOME TO SATIRE ON SATIRE! Take on the crazy "WOKE" warriors destroying the world and enforcing their absurd ideology in this hilariously fast-paced retro FPS. Control the fearless BULLDOG and fight back for common sense against political correctness!
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Get ready for a wild, hilarious ride! Take on the crazy "WOKE" warriors who’ve captured the world and enforced their absurd ideology. Push back against corporate political correctness and prove common sense still wins.

The story of DOGENSTEIN takes place in a world consumed by totalitarian "WOKE" rule. It is governed with an iron fist by a ruthless oligarch known only as the Prince, who has seized control of corporations, the media, and the entire state.
Every pocket of resistance has been wiped out. Anyone who dares oppose the imposed ideology is marked for destruction. Dissidents are literally ground into mountains of putrid biomass.
The world has completely lost its mind. Common sense has been outlawed. Only one mission remains: fight your way through this nightmare and bring down the empire of "WOKE" absurdity.
The world has fallen under the Prince's rule and the control of his loyal "WOKE" puppets.
But one dog refused to submit. Carve your way through endless hordes of enemies, tear down the empire of absurdity, and dive into the most insane, fast-paced boomer shooter you've ever played!

Blast your way through 13 action-packed levels, each filled with unique gags, chaotic set pieces, hidden secrets, and memorable moments.
Battle armies of ideological "WOKE" fanatics and champions of cancel culture as you bring their politically correct empire crashing down.
Take control of the fearless BULLDOG and challenge the Prince's regime.
A lightning-fast retro FPS inspired by the golden age of 1990s shooters.
Explore the twisted world of "Cancel Culture" - prisons, cities, human-processing factories, and other bizarre locations.
Enjoy authentic old-school pixel art inspired by classic retro shooters.
An electrifying Retrowave soundtrack.
Brutal, edgy, and absurdly funny dialogue packed with dark humor.
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This game is so cheap i bought two copies and gave one to my leftard friend! Now he has something to do while i bang his wife! 10/10 Would ragebait leftoid again!
Очень скучно. Очень слабый бумер-шутер, который как будто был слеплен бесплатной нейросетью. Ожидал что-то в духе "POSTAL: Braindamaged", если не в плане динамики и стрельбы, то хотя бы с точки зрения юмора. Даже первый босс не оправдал моих ожиданий - оформил возврат.
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Languages: English*, Spanish - Spain, Simplified Chinese, Russian*languages with full audio support
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This is a great and violent boomer shooter! Really well done. The gunplay is awesome. Weapons feel powerful, there is a good assortment of them too. Lots of ways to turn your enemies into chunky red bits. The music is also really good in this game. Its really short though, I finished the game in one sitting, took me about 90 minutes to complete it. The game basically has you playing as a dog who has made the WOKE GOVERNMENT of the world his enemy, and as you escape from your prison cell, you pledge to destroy the forces of WOKE by all means necessary. The game is comprised of 13 levels, some are extremely on the short side. But for the asking price of this game its well worth it IMO. 9/10
10/10 outta will sh*t again!!! Game is fast paced an funny. Not for woke jokes who floats their boats to libtard posts. Only thing id change about it is adding MORE SH*T!!!!!!
Got through the first few levels. Fun doom-clone so far. Silly. Worth the 2 bucks. The shotgun and assault rifle are fun. The "anti-woke" aspect is so bad I'm convinced that the dev is a raging leftist and it's his poor attempt at satire.
Если хотите на расслабоне пострелять полтора часа, то игра нормально с этим справляется, но если хотите чего-то смешного, то вы этого не получите. 95 процентов шуток "все состоит из дерьма", озвученное безэмоциональными нейроголосами. Вот как игра все нормально работает, хотя без разнообразия, но для своего размера это не успеет напрячь. Для таких игр не хватает нейтральной оценки.
Очередной кубически-пиксельный шутер про повесточку и фекалии. Я конечно понимаю что это сатира какая то, но тут все шуточки сортирные и вообще не смешные... Играть не особо интересно, да и игра слишком короткая и легкая. Грешно за такое просить деньги, игра вообще никакущая.
5 minutes in and this game is... The $h*&! Do you hate clown-world? Are you tired of all the New World Order propaganda & social engineering all around us? Frustrated with the pathetic state of entertainment in the world? Well you are in luck! A new hero just got let out of the pound! Half Duke Nukem, Half Shadow warrior. Raised by Wolfenstein. Dressed by Rise of the Triad. Peer pressured by Blood Fresh Supply. And the Postal Dude is his best friend. Bulldog has come to make the wokies eat $h*&! 11/10
finished the first level on dog mode, its the medium setting and it runs great not to hard not to easy. i brought this game because people said asmongold simulator, crying in reviws about an AI voice, these people are just butt hurt, the AI voice is perfect and i have no complaint when AI is implented in a game that works great. remember the dev and publisher is the same dude, not some billion dollar company, cut the guy some slack, if you ever add more levels or a bigger game i will be buying.
While I can't fully recommend this shooter, it's still fun and very easy to play, even if you're not familiar with early 90's FPS games. The controls are simple, winning is satisfying, and the whole thing is mercifully brief. Now that the praise portion of the review is out of the way. The writing and spoken dialogue (and I get that they were trying to be as edgy as possible) becomes repetitive and annoying in a way that it's aforementioned pixelated charm can't really make up for. "Anti woke" is pretty big right now, and any piece of entertainment media that has a political message, even a right-wing one, still comes across as "ok, we get it" can you shut up?!. For such a short game, the main hero quickly becomes somewhat unlikable (like a person with tourettes hosting a podcast) to the point where the few voice lines in the game THAT DON'T CONTAIN SCATALOGICAL REFERENCES are like small reprieves. And from what I can tell, the option to turn off, or censor the relentless and poorly writen potty mouth which would honestly make it funnier (see Brutal Legend) is not currently present in this game. So yeah, a nice blend if Minecraft and Quake that was written by an edge lord who seems to be obsessed with "sticking it to the woke" that becomes tedius. Much more enjoyable when played on mute. 5.5/10
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